THE SEXUAL ADVENTURES OF SIRUS...AGAIN

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Sep 28, 2009.

  1. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    this week my leg got some sex from a gay dog.

    well i say sex. it wasn't consensual sadly, it was a rape.

    my poor leg has felt ashamed and violated ever since.

    it just feels empty inside, so i now know how heather mills feels.



    ironically, my other leg is gagging for it and would fuck the shit out of a german shepherd...

    and probably even his dog aswell.
     
  2. Lunos

    Lunos Active Member

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  3. APERone

    APERone YO, SHIT'S MAD ILL SON.

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    So really, you enjoyed it but are having hard time coming to terms you like beastiality is that it?

    zootube365

    google it and watch drunk
    you'll die
     
  4. wo88le

    wo88le A Mockery of a Travesty

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    yes, i died just a little inside

    my penis didn't tho, it was alive and kicking







    strange
     
  5. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    did you atleast, let him finish, and maybe touch down the victory candy?
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Sirus thread's are the stuff of legend! Thanks for cheering me up Sirus, on this shit day!
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Theres nothing like the dampness of a moist lipstick seeping through your Jeans, to make you realise just what a complete & utter sex god you are.

    Yeah, thats right mate, even animals want to fuck me.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i shagged a dogs leg outside the shop earlier today...
     
  9. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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  10. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    you sellin these things or what?
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha ok so check this out, i used to know this kid name jimmy who was a bit tarded (and deformed, his left ear was monged and curiously he looked like a short fat mexican even though he had thoughly norwegian ancestry) and lived on the wrong side of the track, white trash, albeit in a villa. sweden can be like that. anyway, one hot summers day theyre playing out in the yard, him and his cousin sven-gunnar, who was about 10 at the time and not very big at all, when their dog, this huuuge german shepperd decides to join in. i guess all that running around and shouting and messing got to the dog, and pretty soon it jumps on sven-gunnar, pins him to the ground and starts humping on him. sven-gunnar is crying yelling for help, and jimmy is stood there with a vacant expression for a bit, when he finally figures out what to do, so he runs in the house. sven-gunnar figures he ran to get his moms or an adult to fix this but when jimmy comes back hes got a polaroid camera in his hand, laughing wildly. sven-gunnars account of what happened includes the dog drooling from his cock and getting bitten repeatedly plus jimmy firing away with the camera, pretty memorable i thought
     
  12. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    yep woke up with a terrier shagging my leg before..bastard had done the rounds on every leg in the room...I was lucky I was last and his ammo was um spent I guess.
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My Grandmother has Altzeimers & this is tough on the whole family, she lives in a home now.

    However, she has a big, dirty, hairy set of unwashed sex conkers on her, the teasing cunt.

    :nadia:

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  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I want to watch more than 10 videos before I become a premium member.
     
  15. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i don't like to think of old age titties as saggy wastes of sexless skin, but more matured love sacks with teets of wisdom.

    there isn't a living women on earth that can't look sexy dancing to t'pau.
     
  16. valen.rossa

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    omg.... end of the world is coming near....

    lol
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    t'pau? china in your hands? the secret handshake. of sexual love.