The Secrets of Poo and other facinating facts for wafflers to share

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Mar 6, 2011.

  1. Radius

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    You know like a ship in a bottle and you wonder how the fuck did that get in there.....ever been down teh local and went to teh kaazi an dsure enough there is a shit bigger than a pint glass in teh bog. yet nobodyas walking sround like John Wayne I mean WTF how teh fuck just how eth fuck ? Whell its a bit like teh ship in the bottle except well yes you guessed it there no ship no bottle only a big poo...so how eth fuck does they do it ?

    Easy...do a normal plop and don;t flsuh..it will swell and swell until its HUGE...guaranteed to impress all your freidns or your money back. Didn't pay any money ? Well exactly.

    Please feel free to share more secrets of poo in this thread or just let it die a natrul death..I go t limited access to interweb...so enjoy your holiday
     
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    controller that is some out there old school shit you just dropped. kudos
     
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