The Science Of Constructing Insults

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Was thinking about this the other night...

I usually go off the cuff...

But have noticed patterns in the way I construct them, usually variations of an old or new insult, but they tend to follow a pattern, unless the subject matter demands a "freestyle" response...

Do you have a template as such?

Or are you gay?

Feel free to insult me in this thread.

You pathetic cockless shitcunts.

:D
 

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for me, its all about limericks at the mo,

there was once a lad called andy amos,
he had no cock just a cliterous,
the children would swing,
from his drip shape trimming,
and he'd moan like a child in argos.
 

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fuck off u paedofile
Ah...

You see...

This is interesting...

This represents the off the cuff reply.

If you weren't such a dribbling cretinous mongoloid (triple-barrel insult), you would realise, that when cussing somebody, you must at least spell the key word correctly, or you open yourself up to attack...

:D
 

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The '2-tier' system is a pretty foolproof method;

Pick a word(s) from the first list, a word from the second list and there you have it. Words with reference to genitalia, sexual orientation or disability seem to be the hardest hitting.

Cock Grabbing
Rim Tickling
Terminally Ill
AIDS Infected
Diseased

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Cum Guzzler
Spinchter King
Turd Muncher
Monkey Cock

& so on and so forth....

However my favourite insult, nailed by Chris Morris to insult paedophiles who manipulate kids through comptuer games - Roboplegic Wrongcock
 

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The '2-tier' system is a pretty foolproof method;

Pick a word(s) from the first list, a word from the second list and there you have it. Words with reference to genitalia, sexual orientation or disability seem to be the hardest hitting.

Cock Grabbing
Rim Tickling
Terminally Ill
AIDS Infected
Diseased

------------

Cum Guzzler
Spinchter King
Turd Muncher
Monkey Cock

& so on and so forth....

However my favourite insult, nailed by Chris Morris to insult paedophiles who manipulate kids through comptuer games - Roboplegic Wrongcock
Good work sir!

Excellent! :)

This was the sort of response I was looking for...

Robin Williams had a formula like this, there was a vid online, but I can't find it for the life of me.
 

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thank you
we're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view
Sarcasm...

Another excellent choice.

Some say it is the lowest form of wit, I disagree.

Although, Sarcasm used on the internet is a tough one to get across corrrectly, it much depends on the intellect of the target, or people reading it.
 

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Sarcasm...

Another excellent choice.

Some say it is the lowest for of wit, I disagree.

Although, Sarcasm used on the internet is a tough one to get across corrrectly, it much depends on the intellect of the target or people reading it.
So do I, sarcasm is great
 

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Ah...

You see...

This is interesting...

This represents the off the cuff reply.

If you weren't such a dribbling cretinous mongoloid (triple-barrel insult), you would realise, that when cussing somebody, you must at least spell the key word correctly, or you open yourself up to attack...

:D
lol ill be back later when i wake up properly!
its on!
 

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there was once a man called teddy bizzle.
from his mouth there ran constant drivvle,
until his mum bought a plug,
and a big persian rug,
and rolled him up into a big coner splizzle.

braap braap, thats how mans them roll. chizzle my nizzle homebrew.
 

Moskit

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Top draw word.

However, you're only 21, bless your little cotton socks.

So, you have opened up the age based attack...

So...

Maybe you should climb back into your Mothers leprosy ridden trowel for a few years & try & extract a better suited word, by conversing with your new Foetal sibling, that I impregnated her with, while she was getting trains run on her stupid fucking mouth by various well-hung Somalian Tramps.

(Mum jokes, the lowest form of "wit", no doubt.)

:D
 
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