The sausage and the worm.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Fratanize, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    The sausage looked at the worm with hatred filling its sausage eyes. " FUCK YOU WORM! YOU CHEAP WHORE!"
    The worm had completed a full rotation of the matchbox on which he stood.
    The worm eyed the sausage with a joyful eye of amusement. " Megalolz!" The worm shouted with delight.
    The sausage scoffed, "You can't be seriay, you waste of space!"
    The worm pondered for a moment before slipping off to his quaters where he intended to finish his jaffa cakes.
     
  2. JAGZ

    JAGZ Well-Known Member

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  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  4. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Theres an important message in there somewhere
     
  5. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    yea its fratanize lay off the crack!:D
     
  6. Junglist_007

    Junglist_007 learning difficulties

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    I like jaffa cakes does worm care to share?
     
  7. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    I know this is a waffle forum but that was just ridiculous!
     
  8. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    What.. The.. Fuck?
     
  9. JunglelisticG

    JunglelisticG I ♥ Drum'N'Bass

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    Its come to my conclusion that u are obsessed with crack :lol:
     
  10. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    im telling that one to my kids one day
     
  11. Fratanize

    Fratanize Keepin the jungle alive

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    dont ask. was very bored and now slightly ashamed of myself.
     
  12. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Wheres tuna to draw that up on paint?
     
  13. clayasaurus

    clayasaurus wintermute

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    I mean, if crack is so much fun...
     
  14. gcurt1s

    gcurt1s Buried Audio

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    dont be ashamed man. people need to know about the sausage and the worm