The Ressurection Thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Moskit, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ok, so you can ressurect 10 people.

    No family members.

    Your list & reasons why/questions you would ask/tasks you would have them carry out etc.

    I haven't finalised mine yet, so I will add later...
     
  2. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    inb4 hitler
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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  4. Sweaty Teddy

    Sweaty Teddy Nob'ed

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    Einstein so I could learn some shit and ask him to carry on working on his unified theory.
     
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  5. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    Joe Strummer - King of the clash, need more be said? get the man to make more tunes!

    Bob Marley - does this even need explaining?

    Heath Ledger - Was such a diverse actor, especially in my generation. didn't make a bad film (that i've seen)

    Otto Von Bismarck - Political powerhouse, helped to shape modern Europe, all round pragmatic hero. Would nail our current economic crisis.

    Bin Laden - just to ask him if he was real or something the americans created. see the paradox there?

    i'll continue when i think of more
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    is that so? you will come with it later indeed, tell you this big boy, ill see you in the morning, bright and early with MY list and it will overshadow yours youd think the moon itself had crossed the expanse just to write in your feeble thread
     
  7. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    id say bob marley, kurt cobain and a bit off on that list but still id love to be able to see him, stevie hyper d


    think i wont have to state reasons. ill save the other 7 for laters ;)
     
  8. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    def bert mcbain
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I guess the only thing he would do is yelling Allahu Akbar and some other irrelevant shit - wouldn´t be my choice :teeth:
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    russel brand.

    obv i'd kill the fucker first.. then bring him back so no-one noticed. what a cunt.
     
  11. kenyon

    kenyon @ The Crack Spot

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    Wait till friztel is dead then ressurect him
     
  12. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    russel brand is a genius. yo momma brought you up wrong is what it is. yo momma got a wood leg with a kick stand. him and noel fielding.
     
  13. Bass2Dark666

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    Stevie Hyper so he can carry on smashin down the jungle scene
     
  14. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    don't use pharcyde lyrics in your insults. especially as it is peg leg not wood leg.

    also for future reference, Russel Brand is a massive cunt that needs to be killed. only good thing he has ever done is katy perry, and even that is bad because it eans i can't pork her now
     
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    Douglas Adams so that he could finish the last book.
    Graham Chapman, just because he'd be a laugh to talk to.
    Joseph Smith Jr. so I could ask him exactly what he claims he saw.
    Muhammad for the same reason.
    Marilyn Monroe so she could shit in my mouth on Thursday nights.
    Galileo Galilei so he could build me some sort of spaceship gizmotron.
    Rudolph Fentz (if he existed) to find out what he remembers.
    The Ancient Egyptian pharaoh Khufu so I could find out how the pyramids were built.
    Bob Marley so he could sing 'Redemption Song' to me as I drift off to sleep.
    ...and of course Madeline McCann because my current dungeon detainee is getting a little long in the tooth.
     
  16. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    Ian brady
    Raul moat
    jack the ripper
    fred west
    myra hindly
    Harold shipman
    ted bundy
    Jeffery dahmer
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    David Berkowitz

    for a nice get together, cup of tea and a chin wag.
     
  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    what utter twaddle! its eddie murphy stand up you johnny come lately very much inexperienced beginner and most recently begun to decipher the world.
    russel brand is awesome and hot and you, in your infinite lack of routine are most unfit to make even the most basic statement about whats what.
     
  18. Acid_Alli

    Acid_Alli aka The Executioner

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    Joey knows where its at, his selection plus...

    Like hitler, stalin, lenin, himmler, hess, Mussolini, Kennedy, Nixon, Jesus, gandhi. All the big wigs, BUT FOR........














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    Have like a massive royal rumble or something, or tag team like serial killers vs Dictator/leader crew.
     
  19. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    John Gotti - just to show him a picture of his miserable grandchildren

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    Adolf Hitler - Question..REALLY?

    Kurt Cobain - Why?

    Ryan Dunn - Why?

    Leonid Brezhnev - Sir, did you have a boner whilst kissing Erich Honecker?

    Erich Honecker - Sir, did you have a boner whilst kissing Leonid Brezhnev?

    Michael Jackson - Seriously, did you touch kids where you shouldn´t have?

    Hailey Paige - No Question, I´d just strongly suggest her to ding my dong cause I just ressurected her.

    Macho Man Randy Savage - just for another ooooohhh yeeeeeaaaahh!

    Øystein Aarseth aka Euronymus - WTF happened that day?
     
  20. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    cobain, so i can blag him to do unplugged in new york again , so i can go ... off my tits on smack ..