The Quote and Random Question/Info Thread

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    A place for quotes and info of all sorts.. Funny/True/Epic/Deep/Whatever! Post original 'quoter' if you know!

    'If we are not supposed to have midnight snacks why is there a light in the fridge?'

    'If the names of contestants are randomly picked at the start of the game on Deal or No Deal.... Then why is the contestants husband/wife always sitting in the crowd in the same seat?'


    Random thread I know!
     
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    I can tell you an answer to the deal or no deal question, cause i went to watch it lol.

    There are family members for each contestant at each show. As soon as the computer picks out the contestant they stop recording, move the family member to the 3rd row behind where noel stands and start reconrding again. I was in direct view of the camera when i went but only cause i was sitting where the family member sits. Soo you would have seen me for 5 mins or so and then dissapear.
     
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