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one fine day,
in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords,
and shot each other.


just one of them weird stoned thoughts that occur........too often
 

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one fine day,
in the middle of the night,
two dead men got up to fight,
back to back they faced each other,
drew their swords,
and shot each other.


just one of them weird stoned thoughts that occur........too often
what the fuck have you been smoking haha
 

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after a bit of rum I had the thought of "I am the mind freak (MYIND FREAAKK!!) there's no reality, just this world of illusions, that keep on haunting MEEE!! (he's a mind freak, a mind freaaaakk) MIND FREAK *dwaoaw* mind freak * dwaoaw* MIND FREAKK

Had fun with it :D
 

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As I walked into the corner shop a bright can of sprite caught my eye.
It was none other than the Sprite of virgins 'tight sprite'
The sprite that takes a while to get into and leaves blood on you when you've finished.

Only 50p allthought some shops sell cans at 60p now.

OUTRAGOUS
 

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As I walked into the corner shop a bright can of sprite caught my eye.
It was none other than the Sprite of virgins 'tight sprite'
The sprite that takes a while to get into and leaves blood on you when you've finished.

Only 50p allthought some shops sell cans at 60p now.

OUTRAGOUS
giggidy giggidy goo
 

RevTech

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#11
she is brockin out hard

so much to the point that everyone else is lookin at her
This has been photoshopped so many times it's become a legend.

I'll have a go at posting it when I see it, it's not hard to miss.

BUT, I am a lazy biatch so, go to ebaumsworld.com and search dance or rave. Because I got better things to so
 

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everyone has started saying 'thats what she said' recently
Oh it's massive man, in school, people say it about 4 times a day.

I am of course, the master of these jokes. Let me share the funniest moments of "that's what she" said..

Give it to me, it hurts to swallow, it's in my eye, feels good but hurts.

Probably some of the funniest times ever.
 

logikz

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you know what, i saw this thread and i thought to myself, revtech is probably in there, en masse, as the french say when theyre not busy eating garlic and being ungrateful
 

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#18
I was thinking today, well 4.30am so yes technically today. When it snows all the bugs must come out of there holes and think "fuck me what have we here" kind of like Honey I Shrunk The Kids. They must walk about a kind of mountaiinous landscape a realm of new possibilities, not to mention the fact it must take them a good 20 minutes extra to get through the snow, but then I started to feel sad coz when the snow freezes they must be fucked like that bit in The Omen II when that guy falls in the frozen lake. Plus the shit will be frozen too so they wont be able to find anything to eat. It must be shit being a bug during the winter.
 

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its good lol

we have loadsa wasps in the summer here, coz we have been having mild winters.

Now this has been a cold winter it would have killed em all the lil c***s lol
 
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