the official "oh fuck it's nearly christmas" thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Dec 18, 2011.

  1. rysk

    rysk Part-time waster

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    OH FUCK! IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS!
     
  2. dirty breaks

    dirty breaks Guest

    yeah and what Ahmed. don't you go ruining it for us now with your sharia law hating on Christian festivals shit. we don't want no Santa Ramadan hyper gay no Bacon allowed shit.

    :teeth:
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    anti-climax rinse ya bank account bear traps present wrappings
     
  4. Forau

    Forau CONCUSSION RECS

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    Still waiting on most of the pressies to arrive. Done all my shopping online. Fuck dealing with christmas shopping in shops. Id end up sucker punching someone in the jugular.
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    same ere man, not had anything turned up yet .. getting abit smelly under the cock
     
  6. ApeCat

    ApeCat Human Dubplate

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    I haven't got any x-mas chopping done, but I did crash someone's christmas party on Friday, they were all done up in their good clothes and they had fantastic pinnekj√łtt, lots of akevitt and brew and we crashed it just in time to join in on the quiz which my team nearly won and my mate's team really did win and we had a good time, we had a good time but fuck now I can't find my phone and it's pissing me off.
     
  7. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    still need to buy most of my presents, arrghh

    christmas eve shop is in order
     
  8. miszt

    miszt BASSFACE Royale

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    for once i'm sorted, usually i do everything christmas eve, but this year i'm gona drink rum, smoke n watch stupid shit on tv all day instead :D
     
  9. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    THIS! :teeth:
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Don't get paid til 23rd but I got one present so far. A Han Solo frozen in carbonite ice cube tray for my bro in law
     
  11. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    dude. NICE.
     
  12. dirty breaks

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    as Mickey Finn and Aphrodite once said...

    BADASS.
     
  13. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    fucking hate christmas
     
  14. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    safe as what. safe as an unbalanced cosplay enthusiast in a truck stop pissoir with some very loooonley truckers that all come in twos and seem to multiply by the minute. cos that doesnt sound very safe at all so you should be more specific when you say things really tbf.
     
  16. jimjimjim

    jimjimjim oldskool

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    got most presents sorted but most importantly i have got some nice xmas WEEED
    Yeahhhh man. Ho Ho Ho mofo's
    Finally some decent shit in slough.

    Happy xmas and fuck the war on drugs.





    safe.
     
  17. DeeGun

    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    Safe































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  18. ApeCat

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    I got my mum some bad presents and a grinder for my dad..

    Brother's getting batteries and a charger because I'm practical like that.

    What are English cousins into? I think they're like 13-16 or something, I'd like to spare them from getting anything from a petrol station / headshop.
     
  19. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    so a grinder from the headshop for your father. how very festive seppo. guess your nan got a dildo too.
     
  20. ApeCat

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    Nice one..





    Ahmed.

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    It would have to be a dildo what displayed my digitalized semblance from the bookshelf..