Discussion in 'Waffle' started by rysk, Dec 18, 2011.
OH FUCK! IT'S NEARLY CHRISTMAS!
yeah and what Ahmed. don't you go ruining it for us now with your sharia law hating on Christian festivals shit. we don't want no Santa Ramadan hyper gay no Bacon allowed shit.
anti-climax rinse ya bank account bear traps present wrappings
Still waiting on most of the pressies to arrive. Done all my shopping online. Fuck dealing with christmas shopping in shops. Id end up sucker punching someone in the jugular.
same ere man, not had anything turned up yet .. getting abit smelly under the cock
I haven't got any x-mas chopping done, but I did crash someone's christmas party on Friday, they were all done up in their good clothes and they had fantastic pinnekjøtt, lots of akevitt and brew and we crashed it just in time to join in on the quiz which my team nearly won and my mate's team really did win and we had a good time, we had a good time but fuck now I can't find my phone and it's pissing me off.
still need to buy most of my presents, arrghh
christmas eve shop is in order
for once i'm sorted, usually i do everything christmas eve, but this year i'm gona drink rum, smoke n watch stupid shit on tv all day instead
Don't get paid til 23rd but I got one present so far. A Han Solo frozen in carbonite ice cube tray for my bro in law
as Mickey Finn and Aphrodite once said...
fucking hate christmas
safe as what. safe as an unbalanced cosplay enthusiast in a truck stop pissoir with some very loooonley truckers that all come in twos and seem to multiply by the minute. cos that doesnt sound very safe at all so you should be more specific when you say things really tbf.
got most presents sorted but most importantly i have got some nice xmas WEEED
Yeahhhh man. Ho Ho Ho mofo's
Finally some decent shit in slough.
Happy xmas and fuck the war on drugs.
I got my mum some bad presents and a grinder for my dad..
Brother's getting batteries and a charger because I'm practical like that.
What are English cousins into? I think they're like 13-16 or something, I'd like to spare them from getting anything from a petrol station / headshop.
so a grinder from the headshop for your father. how very festive seppo. guess your nan got a dildo too.
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It would have to be a dildo what displayed my digitalized semblance from the bookshelf..
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