THE OFFICIAL "BIFF TANNEN"APPRECIATION SOCIETY

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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    "Biff Howard Tannen was born on March 26, 1937 in Hill Valley, California. He was the great-great-grandson of Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen and the grandfather of Griff Tannen. He was not very bright and only got through high school by bullying George McFly to do his homework for him. Biff was feared by most of his schoolmates. He was less brave when he is without his gang (Match, Skinhead, and 3-D). He also had a crush on Lorraine Baines and constantly referred to her as "my girl." Lorraine did not return the sentiments.

    By 1985, Biff's marital status is unknown, although Biff had a grandson Griff by 2015, suggesting that Biff had at least one child by 1985. Biff had a son, Biff Jr., who owned the Cafe 80's).
    Biff was noted for mixed metaphors: for example, he said "make like a tree and get out of here" instead of "make like a tree and leave" on more than one occasion. He also once said "That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship" instead of submarine. He was also known for calling people "butthead". When someone said something foolish, he knocked on their head with his fist (or a fist-shaped cane in his old age) saying "Hello? Hello? Anybody home?" His attitude was to do something rather than think things over and he had no problems with using his fists to get what he wanted. Biff would try and get out of paying for things if he had to and was looking for a nice easy life where everyone else would do things for him. He also liked cars and ended up with a career waxing and cleaning them with his auto detailing business. Biff was still a bully, but could be nice and/or charming when he needed to be, usually to get out of trouble. "

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    Fran I want a family tree. How come you know so much about the Tannen family. This is not normal were you and Brofski not able to have online X-Box voice sex over the weekend. I need answers does Brofski sound like Tom Jones when he's purring into your ear whilst playing Women's Doubles on your X-Box. PM me if you dont want the rest of the forum to know about these things. Thanks. Bye
     
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    jmz give me some quick brief details and ill try to knock you one up.

    nah me n brof didnt have chance to play with each other this weekend, we wer at it for hours in the week tho. he dont sound like Tom Jones, more like T4's Steve Jones or Shakin' Stevens.

    i dont care who knows about us, we even try to involve SC is hes around
     
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    why dont u make like a tree, and get the fuck outa here blad
     
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