The New Top Gear

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  1. Dagz

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    Out of loyalty to the original I might not even watch it. I'll wait to see what everyone else is saying before I let that ginger bellend taint my eyes
     
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    apparently its shit.

    Chris evans tryna be Clarkson.

    but new Dogde viper so fuck it.. im watching it now.
     
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    yea its shit. chris evans is a knob. 3mins in and im bored.
     
  6. elspectro29

    elspectro29 A man who drives a cheetah

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    Going to watch it tonight when it airs over here. Reviews have been meh overall but I hear LeBlanc was pretty good
     
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    yea matt leblanc is ok. hes no richard may or james hammond mind you.. but hes ok.


    just chris evans is a bellend. and shabeen shamitz is bland as fuck. bloody germans. the star in cars was boring. the track was boring.
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    the only thing thats good is the dodge viper...

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    elspectro29 A man who drives a cheetah

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    5 minutes in and Evans is already getting on my nerves
     
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    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I watched it for LeBlanc cause we know Evans is a shit bag already. I got to the end of the UK vs USA race, and realised they hadn't done anything interesting and gave up.


    absolutely shite
     
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    :Lol, LeBlanc was the worst thing about it, completely wooden, no chemistry between him and Evans. Have no idea why they chose LeBlanc, probably to cater for America but surely they could have done better than him, literally no personality
     
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    Le Blanc was better than Evans who was just an overexcited cockpuppet.

    Le Blanc was at least quite dry in parts, or he at least acted like he was quite dry, which i guess is what he is there for.

    Fundamentally they're trying to chuck a whole new cast onto a formula it took the previous 3 over a decade to nail down. You can't replace it overnight.

    Having said that in mitigation, it was fucking shite.
     
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    agree with Le blanc being shit. So boring
     
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    Yeh this wasn't great at all although I suppose it was better than I thought it would be
     
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    houldn't love someone who causes you pain. if thats the case why would any nikka want to wife a "broken
     
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    The Extra Gear segment was decent. I thought Reid and Harris played pretty well off each other
     
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    I should have gone with Clarkson Hammond & May. Evans won't stop screaming in my ear all day long
     
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    Top gear hosted by people from cats does countdown and babestation would be funny.

    Rachel Riley as naked stig & more hooters in the audience.

    I'd watch that.
     
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    Dagz JEDI MASTER

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    My only problem was Chris Evans squeaky voice. Apart from that I thought it was ok.

    It's getting a lot of bad reviews though, Everywhere. The Sun has said he's looking at getting the sack already lol Of course Evans tried to back his own corner FACT - https://twitter.com/i/moments/737282500716855296?lang=en-gb


    Also leave your filthy paws off MY Riley, Cat or else there will be big trouble in little china town.

    Smart sophisticated clever likes football and having a laugh and at the same time ghetto bitch. Perfect in every way

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    Watched it earlier today, it wasn't as bad as I thought it'd be, but God damn Chris Evans needs to stop shouting everything.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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