The mythical power of the cunt

Radius

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Apparently the biggest cunt on the forum has been bestowed with magical powers....

at midnight it is now possible to speak to and be understood by animals
I am immortal
my penis is now 15inches long instead of its usual 12inches.damn shame that
not bad for a days work
 

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Ok then Radius, go to your local meat supplier and grab meat and eat it raw in front of their faces, whilst dancing on fresh eggs shouting 'i am the biggest cunt and you shall never internet as good as me for i am the king of typos and general bad mouthery' maybe get a freind to throw confetti upon your exit

Until then, your crown is null and void
 

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Ok then Radius, go to your local meat supplier and grab meat and eat it raw in front of their faces, whilst dancing on fresh eggs shouting 'i am the biggest cunt and you shall never internet as good as me for i am the king of typos and general bad mouthery' maybe get a freind to throw confetti upon your exit

Until then, your crown is null and void
Oh yea.Thats easy. Be right back.
 

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I think this "biggest cunt" thing is going to your head some what radius!
well actually its goind to my dick which is swollen with lust for being a cunt

being the biggest cunt is not really an honour and cunts dont have magical powers.... im not sure where thread is going?
another hater. listen . me big cunt.you not.work on it son. xxx
 

jmzmaloney

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15" and able to talk to animals. Sure your just not turning into the biggest goat the world has ever seen. Keep us posted on other side effects.
 
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