The mythical power of the cunt

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Radius, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Apparently the biggest cunt on the forum has been bestowed with magical powers....

    at midnight it is now possible to speak to and be understood by animals
    I am immortal
    my penis is now 15inches long instead of its usual 12inches.damn shame that
    not bad for a days work
     
  2. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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  3. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Ok then Radius, go to your local meat supplier and grab meat and eat it raw in front of their faces, whilst dancing on fresh eggs shouting 'i am the biggest cunt and you shall never internet as good as me for i am the king of typos and general bad mouthery' maybe get a freind to throw confetti upon your exit

    Until then, your crown is null and void
     
  4. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Oh yea.Thats easy. Be right back.
     
  5. justin_credible

    justin_credible Lurker

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    I think this "biggest cunt" thing is going to your head some what radius!
     
  6. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    being the biggest cunt is not really an honour and cunts dont have magical powers.... im not sure where thread is going?
     
  7. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    well actually its goind to my dick which is swollen with lust for being a cunt

    another hater. listen . me big cunt.you not.work on it son. xxx
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    15" and able to talk to animals. Sure your just not turning into the biggest goat the world has ever seen. Keep us posted on other side effects.