the murder thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Toejam, Jan 17, 2009.

  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY VIP Junglist

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    ive shanked some dudes who blessed my manor



    and i ravaged a pigeon to death for nothing, yeah1
     
  2. perspective

    perspective Sausage Rolls VIP Junglist

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    i killed a spider once.












    hoovered it up.
     
  3. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと VIP Junglist

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    murder. unconsensual death of a living body. a still (prior to death) healthy working body. nothing but life theft. plain and simple. bang out of order. repercussions. but only on discovery. conclusive evidence and what not.
    one step ahead of the game. the murder game. pig farms. hungry greedy pink fuckers. snorting and squealing. curly tails. revel in shitty conditions they do. bada fucking bing. the lot. all gone. bones and all.

    handy they are.

    pig farms.
     
  4. Reference

    Reference fair shout. VIP Junglist

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    i think i might have killed some poor little ants once.
     
  5. EWOKS

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    i sold some weird pills that i found on the floor in a foil packet once to some gypo .. 12 of them , he boshed the lot .. i left .. he died .. i returned , stole his wallet and had a poop on him .
     
  6. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Tribal Leader VIP Junglist

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    I never killed anything man I am quite careful in what I do I have a kind of Buddhist mentality in this aspect of my life, I like to bleed mufackas to within an inch of death. It is quite a good game seeing how far you can go.