the most disturbing thing to ever happen to me

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i was in a pub off bond street tonight, having a drink with a little indian girl and all of a sudden this guy on the table next to us leans over and puts a little blue pill on the table and says to me "did you drop this?" i said no and he said to me "do you want it?"

i'm not sure if he genuinelly thought it was mine and was asking permission to have it or if he was trying to drug me. but i can honestly say i've never been that freaked out
 

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He didnt look like this by any chance?




That is freaky shit though man.
 

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I wish I could say the most disturbing thing to ever happen to me was as placid as that...
 

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I wish I could say the most disturbing thing to ever happen to me was as placid as that...

Haha. Same.

Not the most disturbing, but definately up there. One night in fabric where i was sitting down on the sofas out of my nut a dude opposite me stared straight into my eyes, and dragged his thumb across his throaght in a "im going to kill you" fashion.
 

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I wish I could say the most disturbing thing to ever happen to me was as placid as that...

I got told a story from a reliable source of a guy who happened to vomit whilst going down on a girl. It was only a bit and in the heat of the moment the girl didn't realise... so he proceeded to lick it up to avoid embarrassment.

Was that guy you? Or have you had an experienced anything more disturbing than that?
 

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I got told a story from a reliable source of a guy who happened to vomit whilst going down on a girl. It was only a bit and in the heat of the moment the girl didn't realise... so he proceeded to lick it up to avoid embarrassment.

dude....
 

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I got told a story from a reliable source of a guy who happened to vomit whilst going down on a girl. It was only a bit and in the heat of the moment the girl didn't realise... so he proceeded to lick it up to avoid embarrassment.
meh..
everyone likes their own brand
 

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I got told a story from a reliable source of a guy who happened to vomit whilst going down on a girl. It was only a bit and in the heat of the moment the girl didn't realise... so he proceeded to lick it up to avoid embarrassment.

Was that guy you? Or have you had an experienced anything more disturbing than that?

that's not disturbing though, that's just a man who can't handle his shit. i see those guys round town all the time. often they wear checked shirts, top button done up and all. this tonihgt was just strange. it was definately like he wanted me to have that pill.
 

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that sick story is disgusting, but it sounds to me to have had the second part added for effect :P i can imagine it happening,
but for fuck sake you wouldn't lick up your own sick just for a bit of pussy, especially if you were wrecked.

maybe he'd had a night out with onslaught's new friend???

i dunno, i've never had anything that disturbing happen to me.

an engine of a plane caught fire just before landing on way back from JA once, i suppose that's pretty disturbing,
and i saw a girl pretty close to death after ODing on pills back in the early days, spazzing out and foaming at the
mouth and shit, but that's about it.
 

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an engine of a plane caught fire just before landing on way back from JA once, i suppose that's pretty disturbing

Shit like that would really mess with me- I fucking hate flying.

Pretty retarded though tbh, because I still know that planes are designed to fly with three engines anyway.

Saw my mate flip his car while speeding down a country lane, they were alright- barely a scratch on them, pretty fucked up at the time it happened though, instantly presume the worst.
 

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was watching a film and my back left surround sound speaker wasn't connected properly and disturbed my viewing and listening pleasure, thats how exciting my life is
 

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I saw a woman pushing a baby in a pram corssing the road. Next thing you know a range rover comes skiding round the corner. The guy driving loses control and take out both the woman and baby. Instant death. The guy stopped for a split second, then sped off again. That was pretty disturbing.
 

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over crimbo me and my gf at the time went out drinking with her gay best m8, we ended up going bk to his house once the shitty club we had been to shut. I ended up falling asleep and then wake up to my gf crying her eyes out punching me in the face. I didnt have a clue wtf was going on got her off me and by this point realised my pants and boxers were down and the guy was in the corner looking guilty. I then ran over and started kicking the shit out of him and at this point the gay guys house mates are woken by all the noise and drag me out of the house hit me a few times and leave me in the garden still with my pants down. I then had to spend the next hour explaining to my gf that he did it in my sleep and i had no idea. That was pretty disturbing to wake up to.

I dont no if anyone on here does or has taken GHB, but i had been taking it for quite a while and lost the respect for it that you should have when you take it. I went out at dinner time to the pub to watch the football and ended up staying there right till 8 when i met my m8s i was going clubbing with and was com pletely wankered. ended up drinking more got a bottle of GHB and started gulping that like there was no 2moro. got the club was having the best time of my life was diving round like a cartoon chracter at a tech house nite of all nites and started to go under. To try bring me round i left the club with my bro and walked around and then fully went under outside a takeaway to which every1 in the takeaway came out and rung an ambulance and stuff. But when you go under you look dead but your actually in an extremely deep sleep, so an ambulance came and took me to hospital and i last remember being in the club and then wake up in a hospital bed that was distrubing and a eye opener.
 

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over crimbo me and my gf at the time went out drinking with her gay best m8, we ended up going bk to his house once the shitty club we had been to shut. I ended up falling asleep and then wake up to my gf crying her eyes out punching me in the face. I didnt have a clue wtf was going on got her off me and by this point realised my pants and boxers were down and the guy was in the corner looking guilty. I then ran over and started kicking the shit out of him and at this point the gay guys house mates are woken by all the noise and drag me out of the house hit me a few times and leave me in the garden still with my pants down. I then had to spend the next hour explaining to my gf that he did it in my sleep and i had no idea. That was pretty disturbing to wake up to.

I dont no if anyone on here does or has taken GHB, but i had been taking it for quite a while and lost the respect for it that you should have when you take it. I went out at dinner time to the pub to watch the football and ended up staying there right till 8 when i met my m8s i was going clubbing with and was com pletely wankered. ended up drinking more got a bottle of GHB and started gulping that like there was no 2moro. got the club was having the best time of my life was diving round like a cartoon chracter at a tech house nite of all nites and started to go under. To try bring me round i left the club with my bro and walked around and then fully went under outside a takeaway to which every1 in the takeaway came out and rung an ambulance and stuff. But when you go under you look dead but your actually in an extremely deep sleep, so an ambulance came and took me to hospital and i last remember being in the club and then wake up in a hospital bed that was distrubing and a eye opener.

Liar liar pants on fire, we know you were 69ing the shit out of each other
 
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