The Moskit joke thread.

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  1. Borf™

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    What's the difference between an apple and a baby?
    Moskit doesn't cum in an apple before eating it.

    What's the difference between Moskit and Acne?
    Acne doesn't come on your face untill you're twelve.

    Why does Moskit put a baby feet first in a blender?
    So he can watch it's face while he wanks.

    What's Moskit's favourite thing about fucking a 7 year old in a shower?
    Slicking back it's hair and making it look 6.

    What's red and screams?
    A baby peeled and put in a jar of vinegar by Moskit.

    Continue...
     
  2. Borf™

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    Ignore the other one, this is the real one.
     
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    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Moskit.
    Moskit who?
    Moskit.

    Is this the sort of thing you're looking for?
     
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    brofski ur a sick motherfucker!lol
    please continue:D
     
  5. Borf™

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    More to highlight how much of a sick bastard he is.

    So more like....

    Knock knock?
    Who's there?
    Moskit.
    Moskit who?
    Moskit who just stole your kids and is going to use them as sex toys.
     
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    ok

    How many moskits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    1 - there is only 1 registered on the forum

    that kind of thing?
     
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    why does moskit love fucking 28 yearolds?

    because there's 20 of them...

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    Whats small red and cant turn round in corridors?

    a baby with a javeling stuck through its head that moskit threw at it...
     
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    what do you call a retard thats been beaten with the ugly stick?

    ...Moskit
     
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    whats the difference between 10 dead babys and a Farrari?

    Moskit dont have a Farrari in his Garage...

    thats the sort of thing,
     
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    How many moskits does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    2. One to do it and one to molester a deer.

    That's more like it...
     
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    fes sucks moskits balls, cuz its in fashion
     
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  12. Borf™

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    Why did Moskit cross the road?

    Because that's where the school is.
     
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    Why did moskit fall off the swing?

    because he's got no arms

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    Why did moskit fall off the bike?

    because I threw a fridge at him
     
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    Knock knock
    knock knock
    knock kncok
    ..
    No answer cause the mental hospital had just dosed moskit up on abut 10,000mg of tiazetrazypan or whatever its called
     
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    that actually made me cringe and lol at the same time
     
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    What does Moskit prefer to fucking a 7 year old asain girl?
    Fucking a 7 year old asian boy.

    What does Moskit prefer to fucking a 7 year old asian boy?
    Fucking a dead 7 year old asian boy.

    Why does Moskit piss himself?
    To disguise the smell of rotting baby flesh that lingers around him.
     
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    Knock knock
    Knock knock
    Knock knock
    Knock knock
    .......
    Hello, you have reached the disabled hotline (moskit is now awake in his mental hospital)
     
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    What does Moskit find so arousing about twenty one year olds?

    There are twenty of them.
     
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    What's Moskit's favourite thing to do to a corpse before fucking it?
    Slitting open the throat for an extra hole.
     
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    Whats beige & screams?

    Moskits bilnd, paraplegic, mentally disabled & cancer ridden offspring answering the Iron.