the massive gloating boast thread to piss people off

Dan M

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ill start.

tommorow im off on holiday for 5 days in southern spain (cadiz) golfing staying in five star resort (almenara) all paid for by the company. i even get 300 quid spends. literally flights/four rounds of golf/hotel and some spending money all paid for.

were driving to manchester tommorow night stayin at hilton, eating in some restaurant, then flying out friday morning first class virgin flights, then check in, then golf then hitting casinos in gibralter on the night. and thats just day one. am fucking buzzing like a pig in shit right now.

basically its a corporate thing weve wangled for the last four years but because im still seen as a bit of a junior ive never been invited but this year i got my invite and am fooking appy as larry.

smugsmugsmugsmugsmug
 

Gloxxy

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You're gonna get drugged and ass raped by your boss.

Tell your boss to leave the drugs and you like to be sober when he penetrates you Dan!
 

Joey AdhD

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sounds like fun lad...i have 5 aside in the rain to look forward to then hungover 11 aside prob in a blizzard on saturday morning...HOOOORRAAYYYY!!!!
 

dose.bs1

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Im off to Prague in 3 weeks for one week, staying in a 5 star hotel, chauffeur driven from the aiport to hotel, champagne on arrival and about a grand spending money, and Spain for a week from the 1st of July, there's my two cents, I gotta pay for all mine though?!
 
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