the massive gloating boast thread to piss people off

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Dan M, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    ill start.

    tommorow im off on holiday for 5 days in southern spain (cadiz) golfing staying in five star resort (almenara) all paid for by the company. i even get 300 quid spends. literally flights/four rounds of golf/hotel and some spending money all paid for.

    were driving to manchester tommorow night stayin at hilton, eating in some restaurant, then flying out friday morning first class virgin flights, then check in, then golf then hitting casinos in gibralter on the night. and thats just day one. am fucking buzzing like a pig in shit right now.

    basically its a corporate thing weve wangled for the last four years but because im still seen as a bit of a junior ive never been invited but this year i got my invite and am fooking appy as larry.

    smugsmugsmugsmugsmug
     
  2. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Result! Make sure you headbutt some spaniards! :2thumbs:
     
  3. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You're gonna get drugged and ass raped by your boss.

    Tell your boss to leave the drugs and you like to be sober when he penetrates you Dan!
     
  4. motion audio

    motion audio Active Member

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    Cant go wrong with that.
     
  5. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Sounds like fun Dan! Like to see someone top that. I know I can't
     
  6. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    sounds like fun lad...i have 5 aside in the rain to look forward to then hungover 11 aside prob in a blizzard on saturday morning...HOOOORRAAYYYY!!!!
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Im off to Prague in 3 weeks for one week, staying in a 5 star hotel, chauffeur driven from the aiport to hotel, champagne on arrival and about a grand spending money, and Spain for a week from the 1st of July, there's my two cents, I gotta pay for all mine though?!
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My Wife is black.
     
  10. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Winner!

    hahahahahahaha
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    you win
     
  12. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Well I have just had to pay nearly 300 squid for my fucking piece of shit, cunting, fucker of a car to be fixed. So im skint. So yeah happy days.

    Jelous?
     
  13. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    A little bit cause i dont have a car
     
  14. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I've got a bonner!

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  15. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Packie Bonner?

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  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    My Dogs are also black.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    My toilet is now black but dont tell no one
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    my coffee is black.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    What you tryna say?
     
  20. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    My tea looked black then the kitchen lady added milk, it was ok then