The Make your own Lyrics Thread:D

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by savoirfaire, Aug 17, 2008.

  1. savoirfaire

    savoirfaire 16

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    Bored, and what better place to post rubbish than the waffle thread:p so make your own lyrics, and it's just a joke, no aspiring mc's mmkay?;D take lyrics from well known mc's and give your own twist as well

    Me i've got that lyrical flair like that prick Ronaldo with his spiky hair, ill step into the hexagonal square, give you a hug like a bear, eat you up like a pear, woah i aint a pussyhole, i hate lazy bastards on the dole, i hate you more than SJP's mole, get off your ass and get a job, you don't wanna be branded a slob, i barbecue you fools like corn on the cob, and your gal is about as tight as (enter crap dj') 's mixing, so go over to connexions, or im gonna take action, or there's gonna be a minor infraction, a minor offense, pussyole don't be so dense, unlike Lil Jon my lyrics make sense.
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    LOL
     
  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    on the lawn the grass is gettin born,
    if theres snails on the door then throw them on the floor.
    sun rises in the east and sets in the west,
    get the gun out ive seen a pigeons nest.
    i smoke rollin baccy,
    and sometimes its wacky.
    i need a poo,
    so best go to the loo.
    breakage clarendon is a wicked choone,
    reminds me when it gets dark and i see the moon.

    hahahaha what a load of shit hahahaha
     
  3. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    haha great thread

    ill knock you out like rocky balboa,
    your just a little pussyole like stever redgrave that rower,
    i spit lyrics faster than eksman on the M6 in the rain,
    i be groping so much women i be pissing on rick jaaaaaaaaames.


    haha what fun.
     
  4. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    I'm the lyrical don :D:


    Fuck you skibs, you chat shit,
    lick that girl, touch that clit,
    fuck you man, you gon' get hit,
    you rounder & softer than my GF's tit,

    KAKAAA KAKAAA!, heavy like a wahhh,
    you don't test me, coz i've got a car,
    try and outrun me but you aint goin' far,
    i'll hit you in that hole like golf under par

    All across d&b big tings are gwarn,
    a little badboy bass won't do ya no harm,
    i'll woo them ladies with my im-mense charm,
    we're settin' off this shit like my business alarm


    MORE TO COME :D
     
  5. savoirfaire

    savoirfaire 16

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    Great stuff people! keep this going we'll put dnb mc's to shame;D!!

    yo my name is MC Karma, i promote knife violence that's why i'm on Panorama,
    that's why i like drama, at primary school that's why i played a ballet farmer,

    I spit more bars than Tony Stark's got cars, i'm Iron Man, badman with the master plan, MC Becksman he's the main man, catch criminals like Desperate Dan, i said Olympic Gymnastics were good that's why im in the can, they called me a pervert, but there was nothing else to watch, apart from Eastenders Omnibus.

    I've got the metaphorical balls to make it in life, get out the Kensington Ghetto, and buy my gal some top stilleto's, I'm ice cold like Mint Cornetto's
     
  6. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    one two three four,
    yeah yeah you want some more!!
    no??
    ok... i'll get my coat.


    sorry lads coudn't think of any, so i stole one of X-Man's lyrcs!
     
  7. savoirfaire

    savoirfaire 16

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    lol don't worry bro just nab some mc lyrics e.g. skibz, - barbarella, i dress up like cinderella, £2 for 4 pack of Stella, now that's interstellar, like rihanna someone get me my umbrella
     
  8. DJNitrousUK

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    Tomcat I'm the lyrical g,
    when I'm ridin' the riddem you know i'm deadly,
    I don't down with no E in the party,
    right about now we're gonna get ROWDYYYYY!!!!!!!
     
  9. savoirfaire

    savoirfaire 16

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    :D
     
  10. DJHaze

    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Nitrous he a lyrical sleeze,
    when hes ridin the pussy he tries to break free,
    cus he knows he likes cock so he gets on his knees,
    not in here mate, its a family establishment, please.
     
  11. DJNitrousUK

    DJNitrousUK Active Member

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    Hazey blaze, he's a bit gay,
    he rides cock like there's no other way,
    tries to go to girls but he can't find a way,
    you get it, HAZE IS A FUCKIN' GAY!!!

    :D
     
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    DJHaze I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    battle on! lol

    you boyz is wank,
    sc's ladyboy give ya a spank.
    i like evian water its very nice,
    you like spunk from smelly mice.

    im shit at this lol
     
  14. Reference

    Reference fair shout.

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    skibbbadaababa basss bidda ba bing
    bad boy baddman mc shit aint working
    suck your mum, rerr tear tear,
    dont fuck with my zwingo badman shit right here
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Renault Twingo,
    Citroen Berlingo,
    Where does this thing go,
    oh its the key.

    start up the car,
    (fuck) flat battery,
    kick mah mates out,
    so they can push me.

    rolling down the road,
    it won't bump start,
    this carz about as much use,
    as a stale fart.
     
  16. dizzzeejungle

    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    biddy budda bidda i got polio

    so i talk real fast but i move real slow

    im a sick emm cee prone to breakin toes

    when i do this move too much at breakdance shows :jackson:
     
  17. savoirfaire

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    Got more lyrics than George Bush got gimmicks, let me pull a few from my back of tricks,
    i hate these pricks, one hit wonder got more cheese than Golden Wonder, tear foes asunder, unlike Gordon Brown i never blunder, ill drag you fools down under, i'm like lightning not thunder, come rain or shine, ill come take what's mine like a fat woman at mcdonalds who knows how to wine and dine
     
  18. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    fist fuck of fury, all up inside your oiled anus

    don't sweat the grimace girl, i'm guessing that it isn't painless

    you take with pride, you take it very gracious

    i like your kinky style, definitelty totaly shameless

    i watch your burger nipples as they wobble hard

    poke through your bra like a coin in a birthday card

    smother my face with your tight round buttocks

    leave me jibber jabbering like howling mad murdoch
     
  19. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    one to the two to the three to the four, i'm robbing you blind after kicking in your door

    motherfuck you motherfucking motherfuckers fucking mothers, i don't care for your type or your younger brothers

    unzip my johnson and piss upon your faces, i'm equal opportunities don't care 'bout what your race is

    laugh at your stupid hair and teeth when you sleep, then shit in the glove box of your nans rusty jeep

    i'm coming atchya like a dyslexic midget ghost, dribble in your sock draw then i'll burn all your dailly post

    i'll stab your mailman and steal all his gold teeth, then wipe my cocksnot on his widows cheap funeral wreath

    peace
    one love
     
  20. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    lol at this thread some funny ones ones there guys