The make up a rumour thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by SIRUS, Dec 30, 2008.

  1. SIRUS

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    Kanye West likes to make his cheeks look puffy by always sucking on two werthers originals.

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  3. SIRUS

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    photo proof

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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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  5. SIRUS

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    Don Johnson of 'Miami Vice' fame wears a silver boob tube as a lucky charm when watching his favourite NFL team, Kansas City Chiefs.

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  6. Fes Rock

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  7. philski

    philski smoke weed everyday

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    that aint a rumour
     
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  9. SIRUS

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    Tito Jackson has had corrective surgery in an effort to be the right height to play the role of Gary Coleman, in the forth coming film about the life of Coleman titled 'whatchoo talkin 'bout?'

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  10. jmzmaloney

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    Although there a number of facts you may have stumbled upon whilst breezing through the forum. I will tell you know Fes is the real Andy C. When leaving New Yorks legendary Twilo nightclub in New York in June 2005 Andy C noticed a discarded copy of the 2005 edition of the "Boston Bearded Males Calender". 2005 was a rather dissapointing year for beards in Boston but one competitor stood above the rest and took up every month. Andy C is an avid collector of calendars and would never see one go to waste. Upon returning to the UK the following month he noticed a moderator spot on an up and coming forum we know as DNBForum though to stop getting groupie love, he thought upon finding the calender again to come up with the alter ego "Fes the beard enthusiast from Boston". Though Fes (Andy C) has know come accross a serious hurdle as he has used up 11 of the 12 photographs from the calendar in the Post a Picture of Yourself Thread. How much longer can he keep up this facade only time will tell.
     
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    Mattix Sub Focus anyone?

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    Apparently Chris Tarrent is Sub Focus's and all of Noisia's dad making them long lost brothers. Me & Tarrent are the only ones who know though.
     
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    Dustek is the only Drum n Bass fanatic in the whole of South Central. He owns the only Drum n bass record shop in the whole of Compton he has bussed a cap in 25 competitors to claim the title.
     
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    Because JMZ is a lazy ol' gruff he now has a domesticated ant-eater to do his daily chores



    This is Rodney, say hi to the forum Rodney!

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    And here he is greeting the visitors, hes very polite and will offer them guiness or rum, he's a cheeky little scamp

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    My mind is completely blown away. How do you know such things and have access to my restricted material
     
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