The make up a joke thread.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Off the top of your head.

    DON'T CHEAT!

    Funniest one gets to tickle my balls or something.

    What do you call a potato that's fucked off it's face?

    Mashed.

    :)
     
  2. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Someone step up
     
  3. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Why was boromir unsucessful in taking the ring back home?


    he had delusions of GONDOR.
     
  4. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    what is josef fritzels favourite food ?












































































































    shnitzel
     
  6. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    After 5 posts this thread has made me want to remove my eyes.

    Good job.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    how many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?


    none , they cant get in the lightbulb to start off with coz its sealed ...







    how many mobile phone do i have ?


    1 , to ring people on and text and shit





















    why did the scottish man have a day off work ,


    because he had the shits












    im no good at this
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    How good are Frosties as a breakfast?

    Grrrrreat!
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Why did the duck cross the road

    To get to the other side
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    why was macauley culkin , left home alone ??


    BECUASE HES A LITTLE CUNT
     
  11. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Whats a ducks favourite drug, crack, its all they say... ''crack crack.... crack crack''
     
  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    How many gay, jewish, leprosy ridden, paraplegic, aids infested, paedophile, thalidomide, spasticated midgets does it take to wank off a dead child?



















































    7
     
  13. djhektikz

    djhektikz Active Member

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    No + Rohipnol = Yes
     
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    Borf™ Borf

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    djhektikz Active Member

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    deleted for u! x
     
  16. Lucidproduction

    Lucidproduction i aint fraid of no ghosts

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    how many dnb forums does it take to waste my time?!?!


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    joking :)
     
  17. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    whats the difference between jam and marmalade?

    u cant mamalade ya cock up ya birds arse...

    i didnt make this up it jus had to be dropped.
     
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    DontLikeCops Certified tramp

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    whats the diference between a jewish man with luekemia n a babies fanny?















































    nothing there both bald tight cunts
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Whats got 12 toes, 8 fingers, 3 legs and half a nose?




























































    G-Zero's kids :teeth:
     
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    subprime Dysjoint

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    What do you call a nail on crack?
    Hammered.

    What do you call a newly finished book on drugs?
    Completely written.

    What do you call a travel guide on LSD?
    Tripping.

    What do you call a bowl of pills at a Greek wedding?
    Smashed.

    What do you call G-Zero trying to justify incest on spe......?
    Hell, that don't need no drugs, that's already fucked up.