The List Thread / Post up a Top 10

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Swear I've seen this before but couldnt find it on search. C'mon post up a Top 10 of anything

    Central African Countries

    1. Cameroon
    2. Congo
    3. Rwanda
    4. Angola
    5. Gabon
    6. Central African Republic
    7. Equatorial Guinea
    8. Burundi
    9. Sao Tome
    10. Chad

    Obviously I went for Cameroon as my number 1, who can forget Roger Milla shaking his hips at the corner flag every time he scored at Italia 90. Number 10 fucking Chad, I hate Chad and everything it stands for, well documented in my posts on the forum.
     
  2. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Top Ten Diseases/Conditions:

    1. Ebola Virus
    2. Cancer
    3. Herpes
    4. Scurvey
    5. Altzeimers
    6. AIDS
    7. Leprosy
    8. Ricketts
    9. Gout
    10. Parkinsons
     
  3. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    Top 10 10

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    top 10 bbq foods

    steak
    burger
    chinese ribs
    chicken
    kebabs
    sausages
    grill steaks
    mushrooms
    shit
    winnits
    yea
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Top Ten White Men:

    1. David Rodigan
    2. Michael Jackson
    3. Josef Fritzl
    4. Bruce Forsyth
    5. Sir David Attenborough
    6. Bill Bailey
    7. Sir Patrick Moore
    8. Gordon Ramsay
    9. Jeremy Clarkson
    10. Kevin Spacey
     
  5. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    im trying to think of a decent list i can fit Ainsley Harriot in ..
     
  6. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    top ten places i have ejaculated.

    1 - in a girlfriend
    2 - on a girlfriend
    3 - in someone elses girlfriend
    4 - a datsun
    5 - a hotel room
    6 - a park
    7 - at work
    8 - a mosque
    9 - a cinema
    10 - in my pants
     
  7. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    top 10 types of poo

    1. Teflon Turd - So slick and easy you don't even feel it. No trace of poo on the toilet paper. You have to look in the toilet to be sure you did it.
    2. Snake Poo - This poo is fairly soft, about as thick as your thumb and at least three feet long.
    3. Weight Watchers Poo - You poo so much you lose several pounds.
    4. King Kong Poo - This one is so big you think it won't go down the toilet unless you break it into smaller chunks.
    5. Goo Poo - This has the consistency of hot tar. You wipe twelve times and you still don't come clean. You end up putting toilet paper in your underwear so you don't soil it. Permanent skid marks are left in the toilet.
    6. Right Now Poo - You'd better be within thirty seconds of a toilet. You burn rubber to get there and it usually gets its head out before you can get your pants down.
    7. Pop a Vein in Your Forehead Poo - This is the kind of poo that killed Elvis. It doesn't want to come out until you're all sweaty, trembling, and purple from straining so hard.
    8. Cork Poo - Also known as "floaters." Even after the third flush it's still there, floating in the bowl. My God! How do I get rid of it?
    9. Wet Cheeks Poo - This poo hits the water sideways and makes a bigger splash than the launching of the QE2, soaking your starfish.
    10. Second Thoughts Poo - You're all done wiping and about to stand up when you realise there's more to come.
     
  8. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    top ten spellings/pronunciations of my name

    boudi
    bouds
    boudicca
    boadicea
    buds
    boody
    boadi
    boudie
    BO!di
    budekkah
     
  9. Olllie

    Olllie Bom Bom Cloud

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    What about boudakasha?
     
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    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    doesn't actually sound like how you're supposed to say my name though. it could be number 11 maybe
     
  11. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Top 10 Things that could arouse suspicion

    1. cleft palate
    2. sandals and white sock combo
    3. Hanging around a school yard in a trench coat and a iron maiden t-shirt
    4. Hanging around the Veg section in a supermarket with a tub of vaseline in one hand and gaffer tape in the other
    5. Moustache
    6. Being black
    7. loitering around a dry field or thicket dressed as ray mears holding a lit candle slightly weeping
    8. Practicing buggery at a local w.i meeting
    9. Wearing corduroy at a local 'hip' joint
    10. Expressing the plus points of space docking at a family funeral
     
  12. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    top ten of annoying us film stars

    1. that guy who is supposed to play kurt cobain
    2. adam sandler
    3. kate winslet
    4. the one with that unspellable second name, matthew blabla (or is he actually british? doesnt matter)
    5. the spiderman guy
    6. ben stiller
    7. susan sarandon
    8. the sex and the city main girl
    9. jennifer aniston
    10. that guy who is only cool cause he played the joker

    sry for forgetting the names :D
     
  13. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  14. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    it seems this list is universal. apart from number one. i need to google it first.

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    heres my top 10 jewish feminists.

    1. Anna Butters
    2. Jamie Feldman
    3. Ilana Gleicher
    4. Sally Halon
    5. Vanessa Ochs
    6. Geela Rayzel Raphael
    7. Shulamit Reinharz
    8. Cicely Scheiner
    9. Alanna Scheer
    10. Lisa Schlaff
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    not popular in high school top 10 (feat. napoleon dynamite):
    10.your yearbook photo capture reads: unidientified sophmore
    9. your only friend is the one you built in shopclass
    8. school song includes phrase about how much you suck
    7. everytime you talk to a girl, the conversation inevitably drifts to your
    frequent nosebleeds
    6. the stupid kid who gets his tater tots stolen every day? he steals you tater tots
    5. everyones jealous of your teatherball skills
    4. not only did you take your mom to the prom, you had to pay her 20 bucks
    3. you cant dance like this: napoleon dynamite freakout
    2. lord of the rings figurines: 50, friends: 0
    1. how the heck would i know, im like the coolest kid in school (naopleon dynamite runs off stage)
     
  16. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts

    10. Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
    9. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
    8. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
    7. Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
    6. According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
    5. What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
    4. Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
    3. When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
    2. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    1. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
     
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    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Top 10 Things Blokes wished Women knew:

    1. Crying is blackmail.
    2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
    3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
    4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
    5. Get rid of your cat.
    6. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
    7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
    8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
    9. You have too many shoes.
    10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
     
  18. groelle

    groelle Well-Known Member

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    ^^^ that one is brilliant!
     
  19. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Number 11 needs to be added though: Agreeing to anal sex is the purest & most sincere form of showing you love somebody.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    top 10 dumb & dumber quotes

    1 according to the map we've only gone about 4 inches. i dont think we have enough money for gas

    2 Harry: I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this.
    Lloyd: I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of shit, man.

    3 We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"

    4 I got worms!

    5 Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!

    6 geez, look at the butt on that! yeah he must work out!

    7 Lloyd: I'll bet you twenty bucks I can get you gambling before the end of the day!
    Harry: No way!
    Lloyd: I'll give you three to one odds.
    Harry: No.
    Lloyd: Five to one.
    Harry: No.
    Lloyd: Ten to one?
    Harry: You're on!
    Lloyd: I'm gonna get ya!
    Harry: Nuh uh!
    Lloyd: I don't know how, but I'm gonna get ya.

    8 Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five?
    Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of. So how about we make it quarter to eight?

    9 Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

    10 PULLOVER!!! no its a cardigan but thanks for noticing