The Life of a baby hedgehog

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Hi everyone I'm Harry I need your help I'm being kept captive and being made to do things no hedgehog should ever be made to do.

    This is me

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    I used to be such a happy chap going about my day enjoying all the benefits a hedgehog should deserve. I have been a member of the forum for the past year and I've gotta say I love you all.

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    Before this bitch Cassie come along I had a wonderful life going about doing things. One of my favourite things was playing with my best friend Digger we had an amazing relationship, bordering on sexual.

    Heres Digger

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    Then Cassie come along the evil bitch and my life was ruined forever.

    Here she is, the slag.

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    As you can see we never liked each other from the start.

    I tried to get along with her but she's a mean bitch, I could never forgive her for getting me hooked on heroin. How could this happen you may ask, but to hide her own heroin problem she forces it on me so I look like the bad one in front of my owners.

    Here she is in the act

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    As you can see I am in real trouble please help me.
     
  2. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haha you crazy foooo . smack hed hog
     
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    lol someone ring the asylum.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    THAT BITCH!!! you know what harry i would cover your back in poison and go play roly-poly on her face!!
     
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    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i think we have played world of warcraft togther maybe?
     
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    Cassie is a fucking bitch.
     
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    markerz-dnb-88 --Drum n Bass--

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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    When Hedgy the hedge hog grows up and is allowed to run free I will run it over
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    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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  12. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    When will hedgehogs ever learn that the roads are not the place to be. If you see a mate dead on the road, you wouldnt hang around nit picking on the same spot a week later and get yourself mown down.
     
  13. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I hope Harry gets the help needed
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Harrys fine hes in rehab as we speak. Cassie has been put in a Juvenile prison. The RSPCA arent happy, apparently she has prior. Its not the first apparently theres a whole line of hedgehogs, squirrels and rabbits ready to testify.
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Juvenile prison sounds like the best place for Cassie, at least at the moment all these other poor creatures are not at risk of her forces, lets hope it stays that way.. I hope rehab works for Harry, he looks like such a happy hog
     
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    That could possibly be the best post I have ever seen on the internet.

    I think I might be in love with you.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Just remebered how to get into my Tinypic account and remembered this thread, I'll give it a little bump
     
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    Awwww what a lovely story.
     
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