Name speaks for itself really!!! Heres one to get us started: Loads of people are on a plane, when suddenly the air hostess comes rushing in and says "Im sorry, but the planes fucked and were gonna crash!". As you can expect, most people arent very happy but their attentions are caught by a certain Claudia Schiffer (on her way to Milan for modelling) who suddenly stands up and starts applying some make-up! The man next to her says "Errr, excuse me - were all gonna die! Why the hell are you putting make-up on?". Claudia replies "Well these days, rescue teams are always all men, so obviously theyre going to rescue all the prettiest ladies first". Suddenly, Kate Moss stands up (whose also on her way to a modelling job) and starts playing with her bra and pushing her tits up. After watching in amazement for a few minutes, the man next to her says "Why on earth are you playing with your tits", to which she replies "Well everyone knows rescue teams are all men, and men love women with big tits and hard nips, so they'll come and find me first!". All of a sudden, Naomi Cambell stands up and rips off her knickers and starts fingering herself! The man next to her looks in amazement and asks what shes doing "Are you thick?" she replies "Everyone knows the first thing they look for on planes is the black box!" BOOM BOOM!!!