the IT heads at work are on to my fascination with big tits!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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  1. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    Basically i work in a large organisation and need some advice from IT heads.

    i was looking through the big tits threads and suddenly the screen went blank and it came up as a restricted site through the websense advisor software they use here.

    1) does this mean someone from IT was watching my CPU and saw me viewing the thread and so banned the site and i should therefore prepare myself for a bolloocking

    or

    2) is it an automatic thing, the computer reconised some links or words like tits in the explorer search bar and just banned the site.

    either way the only way i can access the site is on a monday now through my laptop so i'll be away for a bit until my next contract starts.

    any help would be greatly appreciated.
     
  2. safety

    safety double safety

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    have a look at some porn just to cover your back in case you get a bollocking. and then, hopefully, they won't restrict access to the forum
     
  3. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    now dan, did it or did it not say nsfw? hm? really
     
  4. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    clean the spunk off your pants.
     
  6. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    it will have ran through a filter looking for key words, and tits must have been one of em.

    u can serve setting by using proxy, thats all i can tell u mate.
     
  7. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    It could be worse, could be looking at pics of naked men :teeth:
     
  8. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    This has happened with me a few times, its just an automatic thing at my work luckily, sure it will be the same
     
  9. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    so this may not be indefinate?
     
  10. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    you're fucked mate, breech of corporate policy. wouldn't be surprised if you get fired tomo.
     
  11. safety

    safety double safety

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    big tits thread sucks anyway. everytime i see there's been a new post in that thread, i just go check brazzers
     
  12. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Maybe not but sure it will be ok
     
  13. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    cant fire me im a self employed consultant.
     
  14. safety

    safety double safety

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    "self employed consultant" isn't that the dictionary definition of "unemployed know-it-all"
     
  15. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    self emplo... you mean you snuck in and dont actually work there? thats odd
     
  16. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    they may promote you.. so you work from home with no pay (y)
     
  17. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    it means they need me more than i need them.

    it says on the webmarshall shit that MARVIN has banned me. i hope thats the servers name
     
  18. safety

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    is that northern for "i'll burn the fucking building down if they get rid"?
     
  19. NastyLimbCheat

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    mate it was either words like tits on the page or the content, maybe the filter recognised you were trying to view pictures from dodgy sites bustyteens.com......
     
  20. rob_del_terror

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    i reckon you go to the staff room, throw ya weight about a bit, shoutin about marvin and pointin gun fingers at people.

    if theres any women in the building, rip their tops open to expose their bust. they'll have to give you an internet titty fix to stop you.