Discussion in 'Waffle' started by EWOKS, May 13, 2014.
i was waiting for a doge pic on the last one.
i think it's jokes, good entertainment
what does this thread do?
heard good things, the advert looked brutal! Whens it on OP?
I have major gripes about this show.
1. 2 and a half days until they first made fire.
2. A week without eating any decent food.
3. Still not constructed any kind of shelter or bed.
Where the fuck did they find these fuking morons?? theres 13 of the fuckers... yet they havent achieved any of the above!!?? WHAT THE FUCK!
But it does make entertaining tv. Especially the gay who dude who blatantly voyeur wanked over all the guys.
i think it's all a set up to be honest.
Latest episode considering they hadn't had food yet, they seemed to have plenty of strength to go hunting the caymans etc, and didn't look much wosre for wear.
Maybe i'm being harsh.
That guy from stockport is a berk (having grown up for a bit pretty close i'm not surprised).
it's on mondays at 9pm on c4
They caught a baby crocodile but made a really hamfisted job catching it.
The best bit was watching them work out how to catch fish, stick the nets out to sea, then because they were fannying about celebrating they were going to eat, left the fish too long so it had started rotting and couldn't eat! the despair was tv gold!
But lets be honest, they probably cut the camera's and dish them up a burger king or something similar.
Ah yeh I watch these shows knowing it's all based on entertainment value rather than actual reality. This does not apply to Storage Hunters tho, that show can suck my brown non-hairy balls!
I love storage hunters
Yeah, there is no way it's real.
Bloody brilliant portrayal of mr Grylls here
On first glance, when Waffle loads up, I thought this thread was titled The Island Ewoks.
Now THAT is a show I'd watch.
30 people trapped on an island inhabited by a tribe of blood thirsty ewoks.
i dreamt something horrible last night.
my first girlfriend and my best mate, we were out sailing when we suddenly picked up two guys from the carribean. we got along really well and the boat looked more like an apartment than a boat really. i had turned on the shower and was busy taking my clothes off, when one of the islanders ambles right in to the shower and starts shampooing his dick. my girl sees me, looks in the shower, drops her towel and gets in the shower. and has sex with him.
im sat on the bed naked with socks on going what..? they have unprotected sex and she comes out the shower dripping sperm. i ask what the hell she thought she was doing having unprotected sex with some guy right in front of me, and she replied i should lighten up. next scene is were in bed trying to sleep, shes on the left, my mate is on the right and im crawling up to her, like i had something to apologize for, and she goes 'see? there is no problem fool' then proceeds to tell me about "the nubian fallacy" which is the common idea that all blacks have huge dicks when they dont.
next thing i know were pushing the boat through the streets of gothenburg, which wasnt easy, but we proceeded to turn on motley crue and all of a sudden it had an engine.
but "the nubian fallacy". girls will know if this is true or not. i know they have big asses. the package looks, as far as i been able to tell, normal, really. and i dont think porn is anything to go by, is it?
So let me get this right... You was dreaming of big black penises?
i had a dream introduce the concept. not only that but a fucking named concept. it came to me in a dream, the idea that all black men have huge penises, is called "the nubian fallacy" and notice "fallacy" when it could be written "phallacy" for comedic effect. that came to me in a dream. tell me rocks, what important information has your dreams imparted on you lately. in fact, check that, not lately. ever. gay.
youre are no nigga. and yet you call me nigga. how curious.
to be honest, whenever a writer stephen king, poe, lovecraft, when theyre asked where they got they shit from, they all say "from a dream"
and nobody questions a damn thing. even if its a lie.
but mines real. and you, calling me nigga, isnt. gay.
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