The "I'm bored so I'll kick a Freestyle" thread.

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by Borf™, Feb 26, 2010.

  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh, as title suggests...

    I wanna Marry Juana, but I'm not the marriage type,
    I'm so stoned that my cavern eyes are forming stalagmites/
    I wish I had a nine, not a gun but a big bag of weed,
    I got no rizzla but have an emergency zig zag or three//
    Yeh this shit's off the top of my head,
    I won't stop till I'm dead or so tired that I drop to my bed/
    I stole your watch then I fled, yeh time passes quick,
    Anyway, where the fuck was I? Oh yeh, PASS THE SPLIFF//
     
  2. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Lay off the sensi for a while...
     
  3. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    You're such a negative fuck recently i swear! What happened to the old fun loving RevTech?!
     
  4. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    haah brof i like it ..

    please explain what the // and / mean .. i see them all the time in peoples verses , id like to know what they mean in reference to the flow and writing ect.. may help me in writing as sometimes i forget stuff, or why ive written sumthing as certain way ...
     
  5. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    i gagged
     
  6. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    Haha twas a joke calm down now :p

    I'll explain my negativity after a few weeks, there is a reason trust me.

    Maybe if I explain like this, and I swear, do not translate this is acknowledge I said this, you'll understand after a while I can explain better

    S0y '4t st3pp4 a f0 f3w w33ks.

    haha sorry me coding something like that is gay and all
     
  7. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    woah ... revtech your weird ..

    sumthin about your step dad putting soy sauce on you for weeks ???
     
  8. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    No idea what you're on about! But i was only playing around mate, forgot the :teeth: !
     
  9. safety

    safety double safety

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    can you please rename your thread "i'm bored so i'll kick a frenchman because they're better at rugby than us"
     
  10. RevTech

    RevTech Butthole=output transduce

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    I get you now :p

    I was tired beyond belief from shit sleep for a whole week, so forget all that jazz haha.
     
  11. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Just easy to keep an eye on how many bars.
    / is after 1 bar, // is after 2.
     
  12. dnbduke

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    hey brofski, take this to your bank account
    your flow's weaker than the UK's medal count
    high on sensi, weed, or grass
    straight off the top of the head while i'm in class
    you wanna "Marry Juana?" I wanna Mary Jane
    i want sour D, grandaddy purp, any kind of strain
    my head's full of flows, im loaded to the brim
    when it comes to weed, we're sayin the same thing like a synonym
    two aces in the hole, check my poker face
    "whats this tune we're listening to?"
    mothafucka thats drum n bass!
     
  13. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    syllables flow easy, as toxins squeeze me into a 4th dimension/
    but pay attention, because i forget to mention i stole your last benson//
    If i recall...only the half was used/
    but then smoked the rest of it while i was making the brews//
    so i deserved it... had to make a fucking pot/
    i've been stirring and squeezin while you cock shots just rot//
    rottin in the forum, apparantly we're all just talking ganja/
    so can somebody clean up the waffle or can i speak to your manager//

    :slick:
     
  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Try and be more complex than basic rhyming with one syllable,
    I won't give you the epidermus off my crap but I'd skin ya bull/
    See that? That's a pun motherfucker, it's called wordplay
    Skin and shit come together like you on highschool's first day//
    Your bird's great, despite being a slag, slut, sket, whore,
    Get's fucked in both holes till they're deep and red raw/
    Like a water well where you oughta dwell cos you sorta smell,
    "knock knock" Welcome to your daughters hell//
    Yeh you better lock them up because to kids I'm a hazard,
    Like plastic bags and crossing roads, yeh I'm cold and I'm calous/
    So take a step back before your get your neck snapped,
    You worry so you can't sleep, I'm light years ahead because your (you're) jet lagged//
    You're starting to sweat, you're stuttering and tongue tied,
    Just like you get in gay clubs when talking to young guys/
    When time drags your fun flies while my laugh's rooted,
    So fuck ya'll, I got work to finish so I can get home and be half zooted//


    See, the words themselves don't always rhyme, but the syllables do.

    Got some basic wordplay in there too.
     
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  15. moriaty

    moriaty Active Member

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    you dont smoke grass brof.
    so is it artistic license that you're utilising here, or just trying to be cool ? actually, never mind, its one and the same, innit?
     
  16. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    dizzzeejungle Junglist Down Under..

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    if only brofski actually was black
     
  18. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    What difference would that make mayne?
     
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  20. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Yeh motherfucker, the name's Timmy Mallet,
    I love feeling your girl's leg through her frilly fabric/
    My willy's magic, get women doing silly backflips,
    You know blackpool tower, well it's nearly that big//
    I'm an eerie savage who's clearly manic,
    Seedy blacksmith, fear free maverick/
    When I shine it'll leave you confused like a weary rabbit,
    I'll score with your girl, mum and nan, it was an easy hatrick//