The "I Heard You...." Thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by $marty, Jul 4, 2011.

  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Stemming off from Deegun's thread

    I heard Marlok doesn't import his tracksuits from Russia, but they are actually cheap knock off's from Wembley Market.
     
  2. 3rd degree

    3rd degree Paedo

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    I heard Harry3 dropped his gay card on the way to the hairdresser's for his monthly perm.
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    i heard matt daaaalllllee doesn't like wayne
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i heard your grasp of basic level Propositional calculus has declined so much since you took that course at uni it can barely be said you know logical connectives at all, at this juncture
     
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    3rd degree Paedo

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    I heard hyperd4eva and Alfonso Ribeiro exchange Christmas cards. hyperd4eva sends those funny ones with innuendos whilst Alfonso opts for the more traditional card.
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    African or European?

    I heard Spiderfran was actually a secret Nazi experiment to clone Hitler.
     
  7. mr karnage

    mr karnage deep inside the jungle

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    i heard moskit thinks he's black, even his misses said he's blacker than her own self
     
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    "Fuck what you heard"
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i heard theres some pasty lame fat white guy on a picture you posted looking like he doesnt know where he lives and barely competent to wear pants, is there any truth to this
     
  10. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    I heard OP is a fag :teeth:
     
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    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I heard Smarty accidentally the whole flux capcacitor
     
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    I heard it through the grape vine
     
  13. Moskit

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    I heard Tom Cruise packs fudge.
     
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    i heard everything funny logikz says comes up to his fb-wall - with some additions of course. lol!
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I heard groelle would like to apologise on behalf of all germans for the conduct of his nation during the war.
     
  16. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    I heard that i look a little like baby p
     
  17. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I heard Karl isnt Swedish
     
  18. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    i heard wayne isn't actually beige.
    More of a pastel egg shell....
     
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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    I heard its basically about drums and sticks to make it slow and fast.
     
  20. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    I heard Kingz prefers a plaid shirt to a cotton one