The Hangover

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  1. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    whats up

    well i took the day off school today as i am fucking hanging. i swear to god i flared my nostril earlier and i almost puked, i can barely move. typing this now is making me feel queezy and light headed

    basically, last night was my school christmas party thing and i thought id had a few beers, i went round a mates at 4 and smoked a few joints then by 7 we were on the beers, between 7ish to 8.30 i had drank 11 bottles of stella, 3 shots of vodka and a few bottles of the smaler WKD bottles (there were girls there) to say the least i was fucking hammered nd was going or a piss every 2 minutes, i was fine walking down then when i got into the actual club i felt so ill, so i stumbled to the toilets andwas sick repeatedly, i walked out and i saw a girl and i slurred 'what the fuck you doing in here' she said to me, 'no you twat your in the girls toilets, fuck off!' so i ran out.

    then according to my call list i rang sam the dnb man. sam, did we actually speak or did you ignore it? i want to know what i said if i did speak to you.

    i then walked out the club and almost got hit by a car as i ran into the road. i sketched out and hid in a bush.

    then 2 of my mates came to find me leading on a shop window spinning right out, they told me to go home but i couldnt move!

    i then collapsed on the floor and cut my head so my mate walked me home. on the way to mine about 5 mins from my house he told me the girl i really liked turned up at the party, (she goes to a different school) when i heard this i cryed all the way home as i really wanted to see her, i rang her and she apparently just laughed and said it was okay and said i shoulkdnt worry and that she'll stay round this weekend when my parents go back to london. this made me happier so i hugged my mate james and went to sleep on the sofa.

    i turned on the tv like an hour and half later and it was 11.30pm, i was like wtf ill walk back to the party, i got half way and i was sick, so i walked home.

    now i feel stupid and fucking annoyed.

    lets here some stories from the dnbforum crew to cheer me up!
     
  2. Jwood27

    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    you didn't miss too much mate

    I was playing ring of fire this year at Exit, having drunk 3 litres of beer within about 45 minutes, i then used up the vodka, so had about 1/3 of a pint glass full, with coke, got a queen and had to down the contents. Used this opportunity to use my toilet card, went for a piss, came back, next card i pulled was the king, so i had to down the shitmix (beer, rakjia, vodka, coke, rubins)

    I was ok for 2 minutes, then started being violently sick and passed out.
    I woke up at 6 in the morning with everyone coming back.

    I missed moby, kenny ken and bryan g, ettiene de crecy, ingrosso b2b angello and a load others.
    I was fooking gutted
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I sniffed a line of coke/methadrone/methylone & ket last night when i was drunk and didnt really know what i was doin or what it was and was sick then woke up bout 2 hours later for work and here i am now
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    BIG :D

    I played a Chinese drinking game @ Phoenix Festival in '97, with a similar outcome, just not as much consumed...

    Still paraletic though...

    Thought it would be a good time to get the Ether out.

    It wasn't.

    I spilt it all down myself & spent the next 8 hours inadvertantly inhaling it from my clothes & between being in & out of concioussness, talking to a Toad I had found & trying to find the Ether I had spilt.

    I missed Cypress Hill, De La Soul & Rage Against The Machine.

    Slutcunt.
     
  5. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Thats not too bad mate, the worst ones you cant remember.

    But my ones always end in me pissing off a lot of people and fighting with my mates, its shit man, always wake up feeling like a twat.

    Went to Cambridge with a load of mates one saturday, got so pissed on some nasty white rum in the club and literally the next thing I know I wake up at 8am in my car drivers seat with the worst headache ever. We booked a hotel but I was asleep in my car outside, and my mates car was gone.

    WTF! I was thinking, didnt have a clue how I ended up in this unfortunate predicament, but I did. I went into the hotel cos my clothes etc were in there and immediately got ejected and told never to come back. Managed to get him to tell me and apparantly we had come back at about 5am, pissed out our face, smoked a phat blueberry joint in the hotel room, set the smoke alarm off, then we were gettin lairy with the owners, they kicked us out, then I ended up having a tear up with my mate! Hence why I ended up in my car, on my own.

    I then drove 30 miles back home still half cut from the night before.

    Funny times, but theres a limit and I think we all crossed it a wee bit. :D
     
  6. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    /\/\hence why i stopped taking drugs.
     
  7. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    me too, i got no stories really. not done drugs (part from weed) since june 08.
     
  8. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    Is this the same game that we both randomly know and will ultimately be our downfall when we organize a proper piss up?
     
  9. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    I think it was the alcohol mate.

    Ah well you live and learn hey.
     
  10. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Is alcohol not a drug anymore?
     
  11. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    It certainly is sir.

    That was so random, yet so fucking awesome.

    Everybody should learn the game.

    :)
     
  12. Fortune^

    Fortune^ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

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    It's not a drug it's a drink.

    [​IMG]
     
  13. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Yeah it is but I obviously thought he meant illegal drugs.

    Which im guessing he probably did, because it would take some doing to quit ALL drugs.
     
  14. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    Alcohol aint a drug, its a DRINK...,

    haha
     
  15. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    u beat me to it!
     
  16. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    haha I know man, I'm just being pedantic
     
  17. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    no , your jus bein a cunt






































































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    :teeth:
     
  18. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    please tell me how this is played.. its gunna be new years eve tackle after i get back from the rave at 6.00am..


    explain all rules and how you set it up ect..

    ill be a happy man ..
     
  19. Jwood27

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    nutshell
    pack of cards are spread (facing down) in a circle round an empty glass

    going round in a circle you pick a card, which represents something - you then do what the card tells you too.

    for instance
    2 = drink two fingers of your drink
    3 = 3 fingers
    4 = whores (women drink)
    5 = own rule (ie no one can say drink or you have to drink)
    6 = dicks (lads drink)
    7 = rhyme (first person who can't rhyme with the word before drinks
    8 = word association
    9 = thumb
    10 = waterfall, person starts drinking, person to your left cant stop untill you do and so on
    Q = down drink
    J =
    K = contribute to the middle.

    everyone has different rules and versions but thats a pretty standard set up for it..

    breaking the ring means you have to down your drink, but once broken it can't be broken again

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_(card_game)
     
  20. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Ive played that but as : Kings.

    We have a massive bowl in the middle full of everything we can find, we played it until everyone was sick, that was the aim at the start. I was about 3rd to chuck up, never got so pissed so quickly ever before.

    I know it sounds stupid to have that as an aim, but at the start it sounded like a good idea. Found one of my mates out the front of my yard holding onto the fence being sick, he was there most of the night curled up in a ball. haha good times!