the great escape

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  1. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    Two convicts are locked in a cell.

    There is an unbarred window high up in the cell.

    No matter if they stand on the bed or one on top of the other they can't reach the window to escape.

    They then decide to tunnel out.

    However, they give up with the tunnelling because it will take too long.

    Finally one of the convicts figures out how to escape from the cell.



    What is his plan? :confused:
     
  2. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Use the dirty from tunneling to make a mound which they stand on to give them extra hight and reach the window?
     
  3. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    my thoughts exactly!
     
  4. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    I'm with stupid.

    Use the dirty.


    (You're not really stupid.) :)
     
  5. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    haha, I didn't even notice that.

    I must have other things on my mind! :clown:
     
  6. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    all correct.. that was obv to easy. I will hunt for a harder one
     
  7. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    What do I win?
     
  8. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Rape and murder the other guy, skin him, wear his skin and masturbate. Get put in a mental institution, 6 months later, get a PHD in science thus proving your not insane, then walk out scott free.
     
  9. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    no no you daft twats, he decided to climb the wall.
     
  10. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    i thought they might of used the bed to bounce up to the window...
     
  11. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    or turn it up right...

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  12. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    much easier and quicker..

    i'd have the headboard at the bottom tho... for bed balance...
     
  13. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    That cell looks quite big, how come they have so much space in there. I'd probably just stay in the cell looks like theyve got it quite good in there.
     
  14. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Double beds in a prison cell is quite odd though, what kind of prison is this?
     
  15. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    walls look pissed.. maybe foundation problems were the reason for escape?
     
  16. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    Well that drawing is actually to scale, so in fact they have a tiny cell which is only a few inches big... and in black & white... and appallingly badly shaped...
     
  17. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Oh I see, so these guys are escaping through necessity not because they dont like it in there. I think they probably like it in there but through fear of being injured by the wall they have to escape.
     
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    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    How did you get photos of the crime scene, you could get the whole forum in trouble by posting them on this site.
     
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    Beam out on to the deck of the Starship Enterprise
     
  20. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    It's ok, I actually own the prison, it's called JamesZero's tiny prison of fun.

    I lock people up in incredibly small rooms and see if they can escape. Most of them die... but, well that's life isn't it.