The google offices

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  1. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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  2. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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    doesnt beat my office.. which is in a 1940's hospital :(
     
  3. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Yeah.. and in mine we got plastic recycable cups, real PG tea and school dinner lunches.. ha
     
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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Motherfucker's got slides n sheeeeit
     
  5. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    My office has got no air con and tits
     
  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    At least its got the tits
     
  7. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    Sweaty media tits. Nang
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Woah...

    I'd like to see statistics on if that environment actually increases or decreases productivity.

    As sweet as that looks, I don't think I could work for google though... I would choke to death on the stench of satan cock & my poor anoose would never recover from the moral buggery!!!
     
  9. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Yeah man I can imagine

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    I would bet it would inc productivity
     
  10. Subjekt Music

    Subjekt Music Well-Known Member

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    The money would be good though...
     
  11. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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  12. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Mate...

    I've turned down call centre jobs in Brighton @ £25 ph +

    Simply because i'd rather sleep at night!

    Job 1: A database of 75 yr old + oap women living at home on their own, recently purchased a new sky dish, ringing up when they were coming to end of gurantee & basically bullying them to buy another @ £150 as there was a risk of lightning hitting it & setting fire to the house with her in it & her dying horribly.

    Job 2: A database of Women who had recovered/were in remission from Cervical Cancer, ringing them up telling them about remission/survival/detection statistics & trying to sell them Home Smear Test Kits.

    :(

    I'd rather be living on the streets to be honest.
     
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  13. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    You can't really compare that to programming for Google though surely?
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Suppose not...

    But i'd hate to think how many dirty pies they have their fingers in around the world, either directly or indirectly.

    That Sky one was done through a subsiduary company that had "no link to Sky whatsoever"... Yeah right!
     
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    You should've offered them some ring dings
     
  16. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Everyone knows Rupert Murdoch is a despicable, heartless doombringer though. He'd happily endorse shit like that on the quiet.
     
  17. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    it's his son u shud be worried about - saw an interview with him where he talked about buying the BBC, good luck uneducated masses!
     
  18. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    doing a computer science degree at the moment, i think google is the only company i would want to work for that is anyting related to my course.

    other than this thing about collecting information on wireless networks while doing streetview, they haven't done much wrong, and have created a lot of good software which is all available free. they are basically a big fuck you to microsoft and apple which is very welcome
     
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  19. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    fuck me, flute matey is epic! beardyman smashes it as normal though! :D
     
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  20. Scatcat

    Scatcat It don't mean shit

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    yeah when they play together at the end is crazeeeeeeee