the geography of a woman...

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  1. apples

    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    Geography of a woman

    Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa; half discovered, half wild,
    naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

    Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America; well developed and open to
    trade, especially for someone with cash.

    Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India; very hot, relaxed and
    convinced of her own beauty.

    Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France; gently aging but still warm,
    And a desirable place to visit.

    Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain; with a glorious and
    all conquering past.

    Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia; lost the war and haunted
    by past mistakes.

    Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia; very wide, and borders are
    now unpatrolled.

    After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past
    And the wisdom of the ages....only those with an adventurous spirit and
    a thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.
     
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    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

    Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick .
     
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    Bad Ace Close2Death

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    my dick told me to write this :)
     
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    apples WINNER is back ;)

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    aren't you a clever dick!

    :)
     
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    he said yes
     
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    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    and as soon as stu came in here he rose to attention!
     
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    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Standard! While at work too!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    ill spend the rest of the afternoon in africa, beleive that shit
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    edit: let me rephrase that, iraq is ruled by someone elses dick atm. where does that put it on the male/female geography?
     
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