The Friend Zone

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Started seeing this guy. Seemed OK, not stalker crazy, down to earth and fun.

    He started acting a bit distant and weird, and I was starting to get fed up with it, thinking he was playing games...

    Turns out his ex had contacted him to tell him that she was pregnant and she was keeping the baby.

    When he was telling me this, I was acting like a kind and supportive friend, saying all the right things.

    IN MY HEAD:

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  2. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    And then when I came home from Friend-zoning that guy, my flatmate tells me that he has SCABIES!!

    SCABIES! WTF!

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  3. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Now tell me about the time you got aids.
     
  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    haha! you know, that actually made me chuckle. ok so about aids, i got scabies once. you can only have it once but boy oh boy that shit is. not. funny.
    i was baby sitting this homos apartment this one time, fed his cats, sniffed his poppers (that he kept in the fridge btw) slept over once or twice.
    and got damn scabies. and infected litraly everyone with it too. it was like 2 or 3 months that all girls i know had scabies. but like i said, once youve had it, you cant get it again. so everytime someone got it i was like OH FREALZ? COS I DONT FEEL ANYTHING, I THINK ITS JUST YOU THATS BEEN A WHORE BAG but it was me, all along. yeah its pretty strange behavior. not to mention irresponsible.

    anyway its funny to see a girl chat about the friendzone. its usually frustrated teenage internet jerks that moans about that on doa. this is the other side of the coin. i dont know the friendzone because im fairly boisterous in my sexuality. its down to how you set it up when you meet someone, if you softball it in there, you might get friendzone. me, i do the smack-a-roo and go for the homerun immediately. yessiree bob. i got laid like three times in my life too. big man. im 48 years old btw.
     
  5. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    girls get friend zoned?... no no no, this can't be
     
  6. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    surely this cant be life
     
  7. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Do what guys do when you get put in a friend zone. Sleep with his best friend. Works on girls for some reason.
    You should not worry about it to much. Obviously, he is not the right person for you despite the fact the situation sucks.
    Here is a news fail vid to make you feel better.
     
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  8. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    basically iv4, never fall in love again. or, as it happens, way i do it, is... im in love with the world. cant loose way i do it. and im mortally addiceted to heroin
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    wow wow wow.... gumbys a girl?
     
  10. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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    Now i want some heroin, nice... :mad:
     
  11. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    im living at my ex parent in laws house.

    i am friend zone.

    gumble why u no facebook.
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Move on Karen. Best thing to do. Start posting here more.
     
  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    i'd never friend zone you gummy ♥

















































    TITS OR GTFO!
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    HAEEAHAEHAEH rich EAHAEHAEHAEHEAHAE

    sorry festicle, i take full responsibility for that one.

    too true adams. too true. you should totally post more on here karens.
    we miss you dearly.

    castels... wat... dont know what to say to that. heres some cock rock so that you may fix up bodo, try your best is all you can do bodo. and st peter dont you call me cos i cant go.

     
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  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Hey Gumby

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    does that get me in the friend zone ?
     
  16. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    how about this
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  17. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    look stan, friend zone is nothign to be proud of ok? im going to the disco im going to take it far and my soul is on fire. ill see you never ok
     
  18. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    yea right you savin for wank material
     
  19. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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    The real question is why were you dating a pirate?

    Actauly wtf am I thinking, that's scurvy :lol:
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :love: