the fatal consequences of masturbation...

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by richie_stix, Jul 12, 2010.

  1. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    check out this old piece o propaganda!

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    in before OP is fag
     
  2. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Sounds like the end result of tetnus not wanking it.
     
  3. Hombre-J

    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Sure this isn't the consequences of Mephedrone?

    'He raves'...'At the age of 17' 'He cannot sleep' 'He is a horrible sight'

    Sounds pretty comprehensive to me
     
  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  5. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    /sex god in that pic
     
  6. MAJESTIC

    MAJESTIC BishBashBosh

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    Id tap that.
     
  7. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Fuck, I just had my second ever wank at work as well.
     
  8. Corbenic

    Corbenic go ahead, rageban me.

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  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Do not detract from one of man's cheapest most harmless passtimes
     
  10. Corbenic

    Corbenic go ahead, rageban me.

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    Who do those snail eaters think they are???
    I've done that around 1460 times and I have yet to experience any of those symptoms. Maybe im immune. Maybe when the masturbatory death plague sweeps the land and women and children rot in mud and filth while bodies fill the streets I will still be alive, watching my friends die.
    It'll be like The Stand,
    only with more lube.
    And if theres no lube im just killing myself because then it's not worth it.
     
  11. Cat Gas

    Cat Gas Aka Basis

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    It will be more like children of men, and you'll walk out of a destroyed building with soldiers all around, everyone has stopped fighting etc, and you walk out with a wank covered hankie
     
  12. Corbenic

    Corbenic go ahead, rageban me.

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    Clive owen can't top that shit.
     
  13. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    ahem, andrew...

     
  14. Osime

    Osime Official Japanese Student

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    Owned.
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Hardly...

    I've owned his mouth since he even knew what OP was.

    Everytime I skullfuck him, we do it next to a blackboard, I make him take that horrible piercing out of his lip & I pinch his nose when I ejaculate, so my guypaste projectile squirts at full pressure out of the hole, I manipulate his head to create freestyle Swastikas on said blackboard...

    Beyond the paniced & confused look in his distant & glazed eyes as his body struggles to extract the precious little oxygen left in his blood, I can tell he is happy & we share a special moment together & create a bond that cannot be broken.

    I return him to his box, I can hear him sobbing, but they're tears of joy.
     
  16. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    everyone (me included) appears to have jumped on your bandwagon moskit... calling you a fag doesnt feel special anymore :(