The F Word

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Class programme.

    Think there has been 2 in the new series now.

    Running a competition this time for the best of independant Restaurants in their field (Indian & Chinese so far) against each other live in the kitchen, to crown the countries best.

    Also, Janet-Prick-Porter raising a Mixed Grill from scratch each week is pretty fucking funny.

    Top show.

    *Cue Ramsey hate tirade.

    He's an arrogant cunt, but I think he's top notch, no fucking about.

    Anybody else been watching?

    Opinions?
     
  2. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  3. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    i thought it had been 3 episodes italian, indian and french, chinese on this week

    but ye, he's a cunt but he's good at wot he does, only thing is he bounces on the balls of his feet too much

    but janet street porter is much, much worse

    i hate her
     
  4. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    I prefer Kitchen Nightmares USA, love it when Ramsey abuses know-it-all yanks (no offence).

    Come Dine is still king of cookery shows though even with the longed out 30-minute episodes.
     
  5. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    i live right next to the "sweet manderin" i think its called that won the chinese one the other night...its well nice...

    class program, i like gordon rambo even tho he can he a scary bastard he knows the score.
     
  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    I think its a good watch mate, would love to slap janet sp across the face with a hammer but this programme is good, think they tried some indian place in Bristol aswell... they lost terribly
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Ah....

    Missed the Italian one then, need to watch that fucker!!!

    But yeah, I can't understand how Porter has been married once, let alone whatever number of times it actually is.

    I really can't find anything remotely attractive about her whatsoever.

    She is good in the programme though...

    I reckon Ramsey wanted her involved so there was someone there, that people would definately hate more than him.

    :D
     
  8. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Dave Lamb = G
     
  9. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    i stole ramsey's drinks once.
     
  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    This is an excellent programme. I've only caught 1 episode, the French one last week but this series is 10 times better than last when they had celebrity families cooking in the kitchen. I mean who wants to watch Mica Paris and fam waddle around a kitchen murdering salmon with a spatula?
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    It was a bottle of Beck's wasn't it Rob? You did it twice as well didn't you?
     
  12. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    my missus stepdad is a 6ft 7 in ginger lanky south carolinan man. he desiged microwave meals for tesco and some other dishes and used to work with gordon before he was famous. he occasionally speaks to him as gordon has a lot of time for him. i went round his house one day and he was on the blower to hugh fearnley whittingstall ffs.

    He is a freak obviously but he's funny, he told me a story about gordon........... basically to cut a long story short gordon was shagging one of the waitresses at this place got her up the duff and thats why he moved away. So somewhere theres a little gordon running about and my advice would be to find out why yer old dear hasnt got some compo out the wrinkly scottish cunt
     
  13. Blurr

    Blurr Wasted Selection

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    well she's famous for being a massive bitch, she took that moaning skill all woman have and applied it to the workplace, how long could you put up with her on ur back....?

    i think she's on it coz he can rip her and she doesn't get offended, can u imagine the tears if he had Amanda Holden on
     
  14. TongueFlap

    TongueFlap Flappin'

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  15. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    harry hill takin the piss out of ramo is the funniest thing ever.

    buy some beer, tie a young african girl to your loins and youtube harry hill. hours of fun
     
  16. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Also, his Wife is fucking gorgeous.

    I would eat Razor Wire & Dead Moles out of her Poochute.
     
  17. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    corona. 3 bottles. his 2 and his wifes. cunt, he had sommat to swear about that day.
     
  18. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Think I've found him mate:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-5e_Tjv7vg

    P.s. for a millionaires trophy wife I think she leaves a little to be desired.
     
  19. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Not a fan of Gordon Ramsey. He's got a face like a shrivelled up scrotum b2b leather.