The Entire 4 Word Story (Epic)

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  1. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    well here it is up to page 20.... NOW UP TO PAGE 27... :( yes i have nothing better to do

    Once there was a big fat fucker in McDonalds eating some salad when he decided to Eat a man's penis cos its meaty goodness was oh so satisfying and had the aids not the good aids but the bad aids But made bare P on kevin bacons flannel with right hand arthritis ,he beat furiously at Paraplegic elephant laebian porn. Until he was limp Then he wanked again. Cuz' he liked wanking He liked it bare. His name was Reginald. he had no friends... he had no family... he was bare lonely They called him machete he knows the women He wanks over them. He fist's the badguys and rapes his mum Whilst she is sleeping with his little brother unaware of being drunk off of rum and Luke warm monkey spunk . Suddenly he felt a group of hairy greeks Touching his sweaty bollocks immediately he launched a Homo erotic counter attack using chainmail fisting glove Reginald ruddy loved it! He sang a song which went like this.... And Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always be a bum boy for money and pleasure and severe sexual pleasure and exotic drug habits because of my upbringing I was fucked up the arse with a really small lego dildo It really fucking hurt! but made me cough up blood and something much more morbid and arousing in my pants like the smell of shit on my fingers And bare elephant spunk. So I washed up And smacked up abit. just for shits and Giggles with the mandem. we overdosed and died the fucking end ! Theres a little epilogue.... That goes like this A midget with downs raped a tramps mouth. but she liked it so she raped him in her giant green smelly spunk dribbling gash the midget was pleased so they got married and went to live nd went to live in a gay forest full of rampant trees full They had many kidsdown syndrome tramp midgets but loved them so much that he swam In a vat of Steaming hot goats piss because it felt good mmmmmm he said when he swallowed the lot! so that he could stink of piss all month long and would exude it through his arse every time he Lifted his right leg God such a stench! and such spray! Fearing... his mums sweaty vagina he purchased douche products, domestos, industrial cleaning products and made a bomb dj bmc wasn't impressed that racist shit bag and decided to masturbate frantically whilst he watched Damagecase7 kill muslims till the sun set using a blackmans leg like a blow-up doll until it hurt so he broke out the super sharp rape stick why i drink ketamine viles to make me go to sleep and dream sweet dreams are made of these special ingredients: children, sausages beaches, blunts, sharp objects ritalin, egg whites, shrimp Cancer of the eyelids which is a terrible and makes them sticky and smell like windolene so your vision's clear on the other hand the sticky lids are very heavy and dark and need some tweezers as to pluck out eyes of Chilean children from the cancerous custard which is absolutely essential if you eat it and then regurgitate it into the arsehole of Neil Patrick Harris (Doogey) who likes to play with fritzls groin moustache and regularly bites the nipples of overgrown chihuahuas who love Taco Bell with their "special" mayo that consists of egg salt, heavy creme substitute and hairy salad cream which kinda tastes like How the hell would you know what it tastes like for fucks sake unless your a raving ^^^ doesn't follow directions well and should maybe But being smart was Not something Radius was drugs were to blame for his lack of wit, coordination and patience and derp smelly bellend with genital warts pussing all over the dog for an hour straight deep in the wrongunhe then scraped it and smeared it onHis ex wifes corpse that was still hot off the print press what a fuckin slag local necrophiliacs loved her for her fetid corpse's and long withered fingers and gooey fuck holes which taste like Doritos so she was sold the police academy boxset at retailed price of Ninety nine ninety nine plus tax and gratuity Minus her necroleptic discount Plus her whore tax. Minus gumless blowjob coupon from the sunday paper The zombie whorebag times an Award Winning publication That won bare awards. A zombie loved publication. last year's Zombie Awards were mediocre at best but enough about zombies Let us talk about Cats that smoke pipes Yes let's talk cats Don't care for them I had one once. He was a pain. fuck pets in general No just fuck cats
    And them bloody gerbils and fucking Great Whites And them sodding Giraffes. The fucking lanky bastards two steppin' through the jungle where they met Noel Edmonds the fucking... creator of mr blobby Who invited them to noel's house party where bummed matt damons mouth and smoked crack pipes with mc hammer who has already been told To get a haircut to match his trousers & stop grabbing his small intestine with tweezers But he couldn't resist smearing chilli powder on his great steaming musical anal trumpet which was originally R Kellys nans kept in a closet was a kitsap vip next to a midget that was purple facedNEXT TO MC BEIGEMAN but i put the screw in the tuna and tied it to a gypsys leg with stringy cat spunk, then licked off the excess and mouth swapped it for a monkey with a chimp on a rabid donkeys natal disrcharge Reginald enjoyed the discharge but then he died but while dead he spontaniously jizzed out lemons Until his cock stang and then he sang fuck me this hurts! schlong has green spurts but at least i'm still a muslim midget whos a secret wrestler with a shoe bomb and a spoon which was usefull for fighting dj bmc & damagecase7 the self-titled CAUCASIAN CRUISERS and greatest evil infidels newbz noobs n00bs boobs Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wasn't impressed That silly little rapscallion kicked me outta Iran for lack of turban & no blue cagoule But that is ok cuz Iran sucks anyway Noddy sucked off Big Ear's cock for rock PC Plod wasn't impressed niether was poppa smurf who had a finger knuckle deep up a bare bum of smurfette who was squeeling like a deaf retard with a mongoose in heat what a fuckin day Proclaimed Poppa Smurf, how he loved to rape goats and geese and childrens sweet rectal cavities with his battered yet mutilated fowl smelling cock Gordo cried bad rep and spanked his massive penis enlargment equipment poster until fes rescued him Gordo was so grateful for everything he'd ever done for his ethnicity he decided to eat feces topped with pin worms which wasn't exactly tasty but greeks eat anything even EU member's cocks covered in brown warts brown warts that sing merry songs from a poor third world country from long time ago when women swallowed my athletes foot dischared puss y juice & ting up their anal ring was a profound place for me and my wife to picnic with Reginald's corpse and his friends glitter and Fritzl. Fritzl was feeling horny so gary noshed a bowl of colon polyps with allall the vigour hot sauced colon polyps!do that to you Touch my bad self.I'm lost my yout don't be lost child on a milk carton but no one finds like a well hidden hamster in the bum wriggling for freedom but ultimately unable to escape The grasps of Fritzl Who is this Fritzl?The one like DJ Spliff very kindly inquired As he sucked off A passing traffic warden. *Spits semen from mouth*Now I feel violated Is That Your Breast? said the paraplegic shemale As he pulled his. prosthetic limb out of His shoulder bag to play the pink oboe serenade the paraplegic massive Like fiddler on the chavs bus shelter roof outside of the big homeless shelter where dave Mad Max beyond Thunderdome was much better than Passion Of The Christ which was pure turd . Right then, Jason's cock got ripped off by a hungry, hungry hooker It was never re-attached with spit and glue But with golden rainbows. he ce could achieve climax With just two fingers Inserted in his rectum With a shemale tossing him franticly from behind but no reach around He didn't deserve one because as a child He once had a received a reach around and his uncle Josef felt disrespected when he called out for Moskit Karma's a bitch! anyway back to the matter His cock in hand two fingers in ass giving a golden shower To ao a hippopotamus fellating david camerons son ivan who had the tightest earholes, loves to play with his new headwand what a special boy & a selfish cuntthat fucker was! Some hat fucker was! Some day i'd love to day i'd love teat his pet dog and poo it back in david camerons mouth and he loved it on to my mangina which was unshaved and looked like chewbacca wearing fred west round his waist so that it was a fashion accessory to attract young children To my candy shop which has a basement With added shelving space for the collection of Child's heads i have borrowed from Gordon Brown who loves to rape physically disabled autistic monkeys Whilst sucking off many other disabled farmyard animals and there retarded farmer called Trevor who's wife Makes bare p's shottin
     
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  2. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    Waffle book FTW
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    this is where the thanks button is truly missed! well done man must have taken u fooking ages!
     
  4. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    fuck total cod shit but funny...i like "groin moustache"
     
  5. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    That is an insight into the fragility of alot of members state of mind, myself included.

    Good work gang.

    :thumbsup:
     
  6. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Too fucking funny man! Thank you for taking the time to do that Greddie:)
     
  7. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah big up Greddie...

    How long did that take you?
     
  8. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Even included Radius' "How the hell would you know what it tastes like for fucks sake unless your a raving" which was an appaling and blatant disregard for the rules.
     
  9. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    no problemo guys, didnt take to long, you can hold down ctrl and just copy the text out of all the posts at once so a page takes a min or so, 20 pages, about half an hour maybe less.

    i thought it had to be done cos some of it was to funny, plus now its easier to grab quotes for sigs n that
     
  10. DaDarkSide09

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    Nice one man! Was going to get round to doing that soon!! Some quality light reading there lol
     
  11. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    hahahaha thats hilarious!
     
  12. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    this was my favorite bit

     
  13. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    Good pick Rob. That was SMD, DnBkingz and myself with nothing better to do last night:)
    Very first line was from Sirus. A brilliant addition I might add.
     
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  14. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    MC DONKEY DICK BIG!

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    Fucking quality! Probaly the most random thing i've ever read.
    big up greddie for putting it all together.
     
  16. greddie

    greddie Super Sir Loin

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    now up to page 27... :)
     
  17. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    I love you guys!
     
  18. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    Jwood27 VICTIM

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    good work team, and especially greddie for compiling it all!
     
  20. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    I must just emphasise how much win both threads and Greddie have.