The dumb question thread

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  1. mesh

    mesh Active Member

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    @ US heads, what drink is it that you call malt liquor?

    :beers:
     
  2. Twisted Murderer

    Twisted Murderer Den Tammen Belg

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    @ Dutch people, What's the reason all dutch beer sucks?
     
  3. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    1. Malt Liquor is basically cheap strong beer, kinda like Tennants Super Strength.

    2. Dutch beer is shit because they spend their time growing good weed. And not all Dutch beer is shit, Grolsch is one that's not bad. But then again you're from Belgium, so most beer is probably shit for you.






    Anyways, here's a question. Why is a tin of evaporated milk always full?
     
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    anyone ever had an asphyxiwank?
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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  9. Indi

    Indi Tha Original ThreadKilla!

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    I knew a kid at school who died from scarfing. The parents blamed it on him being bullied by the sixth formers, but he was no more bullied by the sixth formers than any of us were. Plus he used to tell his mates about it and how to do it.
    I reckon the parents found him, tucked his weener back in his pants, and blamed the school. Instead of being embarrassed by the fact that their son died from jerking off.

    True story.
     
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  11. safety

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    death by wanking* scarfing sounds quite lower class, i prefer a bag over the head while wearing stockings and nail polish, just gotta make sure you say a few safetys first.
     
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    It was Melbourne for many years, although Sydney was settled first. I think its cause a lot of merchants and powerful english/early australians settled in Melbourne. dunno really though.Canberra is halfway between Sydney and Melbourne.
     
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    Malt Liquor was once apart of my life...Basically Malt meens (fermented longer, google that shit) Made popular by Menace 2 Society/Boyz in the Hood etc...
    This is a brew that any budget could afford...so 2 fortys of Ides and youll be throwin up bile and craving chicken wigs.
    Truly swill, much stronger than youre average Brew. and it taste like Diesel fuel.

    You can find it in fridges next to Alize, Henesy..things of that nature.

    Hope this answers your question Mr. Mesh


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    When do blind people know when to stop wiping?
     
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  17. mesh

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    yeah it does pretty well. I really dont think we have anything like this here. so, its like megastrong beer, and 40 ounces is just over a litre. mmm, that could get you smashed.o_O
     
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    cos too many people spell it wrong.
     
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    What happens when your scared half to death twice???