The DnBForum Theme Tune Remix Thread

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by $marty, Aug 13, 2010.

  1. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    To the tune of "Bel Air" by the Fresh Prince:


    Yo, this is a story all about how,
    Borf’s life got flipped, turned upside down
    And he’d like to take a minute, just sit right there,
    & tell you how he became the sex pest of Aberdare,

    In west glamorgan born & raised,
    making toasties is where he spent most of his days,
    Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
    Whilst bumming some sheep right after school,
    Then a couple of taffs, they were upto no good,
    Sexually harassing sheep in his neighbourhood,
    got in one beastiality trial and Kyle’s mum got scared,
    She said “You’re moving with your pedo uncle in Aberdare”

    He whistled for a horse and when it came near,
    Kyle airpunched the sky,
    And stuck his dick in it’s rear,
    If anything you could say this shit was rare,
    But it’s Kyle, so forget it – “Yo, home to Aberdare!'

    He pulled up to his uncles at bout seven or eight,
    & yelled to his stallion 'Yo horse, rape ya later!'
    He looked at the hovel,
    He was finally there!
    To touch some more sheep, as the prince of Aberdare!


    Props to Crook & Moskit for some of the bars.
     
  2. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    hahaa kyle you suck
     
  3. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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  4. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  5. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    haha, fucking quallity!
     
  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    :rofl:

    Epic fucking win man

    :applause:
     
  7. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    rofl, i enjoyed
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Haha, quality stuff man.

    One thing...

    It's south Glamorgan, not west.

    other than that, quality!
     
  9. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    SHUT UP BORF! IT'S ALL RELEVANT! NO-ONE CARES! :teeth:
     
  10. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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    wow, normally it only my whore mouth that gets that kind of tone from smarty!
     
  11. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  13. Prospekt

    Prospekt Active Member

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    ''making toasties is where he spent most of his days'' LOL

    Genuinely pissing myself reading that. Ultimate WIN!
     
  14. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    hahaha thats quality proper had it rhymin in me head.
     
  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    awww three year olds

    Everybody out there go run and hop it
    your little boys and little girls its time for Gloxxy and Moskit,
    they keep you gagging in the afternoon
    so touch each other, don't leave the room,
    coz they're always into fisting,
    in your bum you don't wanna miss it.
    its double P like 2 wide anus,
    Moskit and Gloxxy or should i say Gloxxy and Moskit,
    but you gotta watch Moskit coz,
    Moskit be toxic,
    to your flange or you cock
    he'll make it drop off,
    but kids are kinda in the middle coz AIDS is always gettin caught,
    this ain't the hardy boys or a nancy drew mystery,
    its jus Gloxxy and Moskit's cum in your vicinity,
    like seigfried and roy,
    abbot and costello,
    magic and kareem, or,
    Penn and Teller,
    somebody's in trouble,

    aww three year olds

    choking on dick di dick di dick dick dick
     
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  16. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Hahah had a go, wines not flowing true yet. I'll have a go at a better one later


    Who do you think you are kidding Mr. General?
    If you think waffles on the run,
    We are the boys who will stop your little game.
    We are the boys who will make you think again.
    'Cus who do you think you are kidding Mr. General?
    If you think old Waffles done?

    Mr. Logikz goes off to town
    On the 8:21.
    But he comes home each evening
    And he's ready with his gun.

    So watch out Mr. General
    You have met your match in us.
    If you think you can push us
    We're afraid you've missed the bus.

    so who do you think you are kidding Mr. General?
    If you think old Waffles done,
     
  17. richie_stix

    richie_stix gomby plz

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  18. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    And I am implying the General section is full of Nazi's
     
  19. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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