The DJ Nuera Gets Raped Scenario Thread

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  1. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    Mr Nuera now a fully fledged 40 year old with twin sons makes his way to his sons first school sports day, he watched as his sons perished through the long distance run. But they finished 1 and 2, quite an achievement. He went into the school changing room to congratulate his sons and say thankyou to the teachers.

    Sadly Matty was raped
     
  2. ThePapa

    ThePapa Suffragette City..

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    By children?
     
  3. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    ---------- Post added at 21:45 ---------- Previous post was at 21:44 ----------

    One of these days I will get raped, who's guna laugh then eh!?

    ME THATS WHO, MOTHERFUCKER.
     
  4. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    One day Matty was following an attractive young lady down a dark alley way. As he was about to pounce and rape, Wayne b2b Moskit jumped out and gave his sphincter a severe battering.

    He was well and truly raped
     
  5. safety

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    i'd rape his face*
     
  6. DontLikeCops

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  7. DJ Spliff

    DJ Spliff Never Enuff Vinyl

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    I wish I could tell you that DJ Nuera fought the the good fight and that the sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that. But Prison is no fairy tale world.
     
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  9. Moskit

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  11. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Dig if you will the picture
    Of you and I engaged in a kiss
    The sweat of your body covers me
    Can you my darling
    Can you picture this?

    Dream if you can a courtyard
    An ocean of violets in bloom
    Animals strike curious poses
    They feel the heat
    The heat between me and you

    This is what it sounds like
    When Nuera cries
     
  12. DontLikeCops

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    im gonna use his tears as lube