The day of my life

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  1. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    some mosquito stung me in the eyelid at work (waste dump, smells like shit all day long), so I can't see with one eye. My work partner was a total cunt today. i've been home all day, can't do music cause my pc keeps crashing. I was expecting a lady for tonigh but she didn't come (and i think I'll never hear from her again...) haven't seen any mates today, been just sulking home all day and mindlessly browsing forums and trying to download some nasty porn without success....

    motherfuck :mad:

    MOTHERFUCK :mad: :mad: :violin: !!!!!!!!!!!!!11
     
  2. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    oh, and my swollen eyelid is about to turn out to be a nasty eye-infection. :rave:
     
  3. sdm

    sdm This is Dog Fort

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    Yuck! Unlucky dude :|
     
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    Affliction thought size didnt matter

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  5. kama

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    Serum Well-Known Member

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    and to top it all off you smell of poo

    Damn i'm feeling the mosquito bite thing. I keep having wasps fly into my bed in the morning then rolling on them while i'm asleep. Got my ear and eyes fucked up last summer and nuff other stings.
    I hate you god, you also smell of poo
     
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    bungle big n bashy

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    tonight your eye is mine har har :D
     
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  8. kama

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    well actually things are starting to look nicer today. I no longer smell of poo (i found this thing called 'shower' and 'deodorant', fantastic stuff people, try it out! :beers: )

    the dame called me just last night and wants to see me again... work is getting easier next week and the motherfucker work partner is quitting after next week. And the swollen eye wasn't an infection!

    I'm feeling ... nice!
     
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    Omtrack said:
    Dont worry bro...things will go back to the normal shite soon
    :thumbsup:




    :teeth:
     
  10. Serum

    Serum Well-Known Member

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    Is this a bad time to mention that you've got a gangrenous pecker?
     
  11. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    really? maybe I should try some of that stuff.. so, what does this.. shower thing entail exactly?
     
  12. CoB

    CoB Pure Sanelessness

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    and about that happy thing..

    (19. Laughing at yourself ) is something I tend to do quite a lot, and then it normally turns into (2. Laughing so hard your face hurts )
     
  13. kama

    kama benkama.net

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    it's quite alright really, since i got it from your arse the last time i forked it.

    :hulk:

    edit: actually, i haven't the slightest clue what 'gangrenous' means but i think it's something to do with your ass anyway.

    and cob: I tested this "shower" thing, it was absolutely fantastic! I have a shower that can give you a massage too... only hard part in this "showering" is stuffing the big end of the shower handle in there... :eek:
     
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  14. sub vibes

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    i think that ur day may have redefined the word unlucky... :nutkick:

    try n take it ez!