The Daily Mail List of Things That Can Give You Cancer

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  1. alz

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    AGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449783/Women-birth-age-30-double-risk-breast-cancer.html
    AIR POLLUTION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html
    AIR TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-200443/Frequent-fliers-raise-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-591109/Cancer-risk-frequent-fliers.html
    ALCOHOL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-147083/Drink-day-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-471910/Bowel-cancer-danger-just-glass-wine-day.html
    ALLERGIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-324732/Child-allergies-raise-cancer-risk.html
    ARTIFICIAL FLAVOURS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-55023/Cancer-causing-chemicals-soy-sauce.html
    ARTIFICIAL LIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-391267/Artificial-light-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html
    ASBESTOS (as if it wasn’t bad enough already) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...l-pupils-warns-teacher-dying-lung-cancer.html
    ASPARIN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205490/Asprin-link-cancer-risk.html
    BABIES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-157683/Birth-size-link-breast-cancer.html
    BABY BOTTLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ty-breast-cancer-miscarriage-infertility.html
    BABY FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-199887/Baby-food-cancer-alert.html
    BACON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...used-bacon-ham-chicken-make-cancers-grow.html
    BARBEQUES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html
    BEEF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-393666/Alarm-beef-link-breast-cancer.html
    BEER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1161843/Just-pint-beer-day-raise-risk-prostate-cancer.html
    BEING A BLACK PERSON http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1064547/Black-men-times-likely-prostate-cancer.html and http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...reast-cancer-decades-earlier-white-women.html
    BEING A WOMAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-63976/Cancer-risk-higher-women-smokers.html
    BEING A MAN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-306543/Men-twice-likely-die-cancer-women.html
    BEING SOUTHERN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...ent-women-South-likely-die-breast-cancer.html
    BISCUITS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-126342/Cancer-foods-avoid.html
    BLOWJOBS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-453843/Oral-sex-cause-throat-cancer.html
    BRAS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-182370/Is-bra-bad-you.html
    BREAD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-411506/White-bread-increases-cancer-risk.html
    BREAST FEEDING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-178756/Whos-risk-breast-cancer.html
    BREAST IMPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-41443/Breast-implants-cancer-scare.html
    BROKEN HEARTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-450049/How-heart-broken-grief-send-early-grave.html
    BUBBLE BATH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-403703/Is-bubble-bath-safe.html
    BURGERS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...scare-food-colour-added-sausages-burgers.html
    CAFFINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-New-evidence-caffeine-damage-babies-DNA.html
    CALCUIM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...-blood-calcium-levels-say-US-researchers.html
    CANNED FOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-44676/Gender-bending-chemicals-tin-cans.html
    CARBOHYDRATES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-313227/Low-carb-diets-beat-breast-cancer.html
    CARS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-358875/Pollution-cars-linked-child-cancer.html
    CEREAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
    CHEESE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...mozzarella-production-toxin-fears-spread.html
    CHICKEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html
    CHILDLESSNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html
    CHILDREN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...e-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html
    CHILDREN’S FOODhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-201390/Health-warning-childrens-food.html
    CHILLIS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-347287/Cancer-checks-spices-new-food-dyes-alert.html
    CHINESE MEDICINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-75547/Warming-cancer-risk-Chinese-medicines.html
    CHIPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-487571/Parents-told-chips-cause-cancer.html
    CHLORINE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-431777/Chlorine-bathwater-linked-cancer.html
    CHOCLATE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-386625/Cancer-fears-chocolate-snacks.html
    CITY LIVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-496495/City-life-blamed-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html
    CLIMATE CHANGE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...limate-mean-thousands-deaths-skin-cancer.html
    COCA COLA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-337178/Carrot-day-reduces-cancer-risk.html
    COD LIVER OIL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-379918/Cancer-fears-cod-liver-oil-capsules.html
    COFFEE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3027/How-healthy-cup-coffee.html
    CONSTAPATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-193698/Atkins-diet-cancer-risk.html
    CONTRASEPTIVE PILLS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-181273/Cancer-risk-45-higher-Pill.html
    COOKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-382571/Frying-increase-cancer-risk.html
    CORDLESS PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...mobiles-home-phone-putting-health-danger.html
    CRAYONS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6706/Safety-alert-best-selling-crayons.html
    CURRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-342632/Cancer-dye-Grossman-curry-sauce.html
    DEODRANT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-205705/Deodorants-linked-cancer.html
    DIETING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-73056/Is-diet-lifestyle-putting-risk-breast-cancer.html
    DOGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...cal-theories-experts-claim-actually-true.html
    EGGS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-50995/Cancer-chemicals-eggs.html
    ELECTRICITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-449679/Power-lines-link-cancer-new-alert.html
    ENGLISH BREAKFAST http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...lish-fry-raise-risk-bowel-cancer-63-cent.html
    FACEBOOK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1149207/How-using-Facebook-raise-risk-cancer.html
    FALSE NAILS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1174768/Having-nails-skin-cancer-doctors-warn-women.html
    FATHERHOOD http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...e-risk-having-family-according-new-study.html
    FIBRE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4903/Fibre-cancer-risk-warning.html
    FISH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-117840/Fish-cancer-scare.html
    FLIP FLOPS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1025915/Wearing-FLIP-FLOPS-skin-cancer-doctors-warn.html
    FLY SPRAY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencet...de-sprays-home-double-risk-brain-tumours.html
    FRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-371260/Breast-cancer-drug-cuts-death-risk.html
    GARDENS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-326153/Australians-warned-backyard-cancer-risk.html
    GRAPEFRUIT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...efruit-increase-breast-cancer-risk-third.html
    HAIR DYE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1017259/How-using-hair-dye-increase-risk-cancer.html
    HAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...-report-adds-bacon-ham-drink-danger-list.html
    HEIGHT http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...rls-higher-risk-breast-cancer-says-study.html
    HONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-429303/Families-risk-toxic-imported-foods.html
    HOT DRINKS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
    INTERNET http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-312505/Cancer-patients-risk-websites.html
    IVF http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-148228/How-IVF-raises-cancer-risks.html
    KIDNEY TRANSPLATS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-459097/TV-prize-kidney-carries-risk-cancer.html
    LAMB http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-446559/Red-meat-link-higher-risk-breast-cancer.html
    LARGE HEADS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-370870/Big-headed-babies-prone-cancer.html
    LEFT-HANDEDNESS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-363477/Left-handers-likely-breast-cancer.html
    LIVER TRANSPLANTS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207838/Cancer-liver-transplant-killed-husband.html
    MENOPAUSE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...n-menopause-increases-breast-cancer-risk.html
    MENSTRUATION http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-68946/Do-women-need-periods.html
    METAL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...aily-glass-wine-linked-cancer-Parkinsons.html
    MILK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-328863/Milk-linked-ovarian-cancer.html
    MOBILE PHONES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...obile-mast-tower-doom-cancer-rate-soared.html
    MONEY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...y-background-raise-risk-cancer-teenagers.html
    MOUTHWASH http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...l-cancer-pulled-supermarkets-say-experts.html
     
  2. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    NUCLEAR POWER (there is no hint of irony in this article) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-42066/New-study-links-nuclear-sites-cancer.html
    OBESITY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-245997/Obesity-raises-risk-cancer.html
    OESTROGEN http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-4098/Oestrogen-link-breast-cancer.html
    PASTRY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
    PEANUT BUTTER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...r-brand-containing-cancer-causing-fungus.html
    PERFUME http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...cented-creams-make-unborn-baby-infertile.html
    PICKLES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-115696/How-safe-favourite-foods.html
    PIZZA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-341698/New-food-dye-warning.html
    PORK http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1093039/After-alert-Irish-pork-safe-beef.html
    POTATOES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-115037/Cancer-chemical-link-cooked-food.html
    POVERTY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/columnists/article-474820/SUZANNE-MOORE-Im-sick-told-fault.html
    PREGNANCY http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-82458/Breast-cancer-risk-career-women.html
    RADIOACTIVITY (again, just no irony whatsoever) http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ried-bar-staff-served-facing-cancer-risk.html
    RICE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-444222/Rice-tainted-arsenic-raises-risk-cancer.html
    SAUSAGES http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/a...t-sausage-day-raises-cancer-risk-20-cent.html
    SEX http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-191219/Did-sex-cancer.html
    SHAVING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206459/Shaving-raise-cancer-risk.html
    SKIING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-206243/Skiers-warned-cancer-risk.html
    SOUP http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1132814/Salty-soups-increase-cancer-risk-says-expert.html
    SPACE TRAVEL http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ncer--premature-ageing--travelling-space.html
    SUN CREAM http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-592076/Cancer-fear-childrens-sun-creams.html
    TALCUM POWDER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1063040/Cancer-alert-talc-Women-using-powder-day-risk.html
    TEA http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-87131/Too-tea-treble-cancer-risk-women.html
    VITAMINS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-320006/Vitamin-pills-cause-early-deaths.html
    WATER http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13620/Cancer-link-tap-water-radon-hotspots.html
    WI-FI http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-456534/The-classroom-cancer-risk-wi-fi-internet.html
    WOSTERSHIRE SAUCE http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-338899/Dye-alert-spreads-school-meals.html
    WORKING http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1031934/Why-men-desk-jobs-higher-risk-prostate-cancer.html
    X-RAYS http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-207035/X-rays-bring-risk-cancer.html
     
  3. Code:Red

    Code:Red Defiant

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    Everything gives you cancer these days, just needs something to trigger it.
     
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    ilovelondon Call me Jens.

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  5. SLow

    SLow Quadrospazzed life-glug

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    Stress caused by reading the Daily Mail is more likely to give you cancer than any of the above.
     
  6. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    was expecting to see "Women" on there
     
  7. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    blowjobs and sex, so technically...
     
  8. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    so in other words were all goin to get cancer!haha
     
  9. MARKLAR

    MARKLAR International Tracksuit Salesman

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    lol at the being a black person one!
     
  10. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    thats damage to us tho no!?!
     
  11. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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    is cancer on there?
     
  12. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    haha
     
  13. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    don't be stupid. Cancer can't give you Cancer. it gives you AIDS
     
  14. CRoOK

    CRoOK Audio Artillery

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    im surprised immigrants arent listed
     
  15. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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  16. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    what a load of shit. frankly. i couldnt give a shit. people that dont do any those things can also get cancer. scaremongering. its a lottery. if you get it, deal with it, don't waste your life trying not to get it.
     
  17. alz

    alz compress to impress

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    I know i posted it because its a joke and the daily mail is a total retard fest.
     
  18. *SweetPea*

    *SweetPea* LADY VINYL

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    Brofski reads the Daily Mail.

    He thinks the Immigrants are going to inject him with cancer.
     
  19. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Just by posting in this thread, we've increased our chances of getting the cancer by 0.23%
    I worked it out on a calculator and everything..
     
  20. DjTiesticles

    DjTiesticles Well-Known Member

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    I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer!