step 1: Get a mug, the bigger the better. step 2: fill your kettle with the desired amount of water. step 3: boil kettle step 4: while your kettle is boiling, add your desired choice of tea-bag, my personal prefferance is clipper, although you may prefer the likes of pg tips or tetley. step 5: next, add your desired amount of sugar, I prefer 3 teaspoons, however, when i'm in polite company I ask for 2 as to avoid being judged by hot-beverage snobs. step 6: once your kettle is boilled, add the water to your mug. step 7: stir until black, if you prefer a stronger cuppa, leave it to brew for a few minutes. step 8: throw away teabag. step 9: add milk if desired, just a splash will do. step 10: pour it on a baby. step 11: enjoy.