The competition of all competions. NSFW

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  1. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    That's right, this is the competition with the ultimate prize.

    The Borf glasses. The very pair that have graced me face.

    As seen here:

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    You too will get the ladies!

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    Insta-cool!

    So, how do I win I hear you ask?

    Put together a poem all about Borf, and I'll pick the best one.

    I'll even throw a signed picture in!

    Write away thespians!
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    haha your fucking face.
     
  3. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    wow, i'm actually kind of tempted.
     
  4. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    Borf's face is red,
    His glasses are blue,
    We've run out of bog paper,
    in our office loo.
     
  5. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    Think how cool you'd look with them Kingz.

    10 times more than now.

    So you'll almost be cool!
     
  6. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    You should send me the glasses so I can put them on moodybaker and make the Hertfordshire equivalent of Borf.
     
  7. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    wow, cook as in cool?

    I've never been cool before. I don't think i'd be able to handle the pressure of it all. I mean, how do you act? how do you cope with the grief of people knowing that you are, infact. COOL.

    this all too much for me to process atm.
     
  8. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

    Haha.

    Write a kick arse poem then Adam!

    The fact you ask these is why you aren't cool.

    If you're cool, however you act will mean your cool.

    The glasses would help you. Especially with the flap up lenses.
     
  9. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Re: The competition of all competions.

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  10. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Poem of GTFO.

    ---------- Post added at 16:10 ---------- Previous post was at 15:52 ----------

    Why is this now nsfw?
     
  11. Monkey spasm

    Monkey spasm Member

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  12. ONSLAUGHT88

    ONSLAUGHT88 I sees ya I do I sees ya

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  13. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Poems motherfuckers
     
  14. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Kyle is chubby,
    Kyle likes pie,
    Kyle fucks sheep,
    when he is high.
    Kyle desires a handsome black guy,
    to shower with manfat his wonky left eye.
     
  15. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    That's more like it!
     
  16. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    Fuck this poem all about Brofski, dudes an attention whore like a whore on dept spree

    fuck him fuck her fuck it he dont care borf wont decline flossing with his pubic hair

    the man is a low life, a degenerate human manthing, mans titties bounce when he hears lady gaga sing

    yes im all up you grill and ting, what you gonna do? go up to the valleys and sing

    pipe down borf and stop your whoring and sucking forum dicks
    for their can only be one and his name is ritchie stix

    boh

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  17. ali^

    ali^ Bigtingsagwarn

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    im actually still lolling at that pic
     
  18. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    There was a young man named Borf.....
    through time he moved back and forth....
    some people used to call him a faggot....
    cuz of the things he did to Timmy mallet.....

    so Borf rode off on his horse....
    to find inspector Morse...
    to teach him a lesson by force....
    when he was done, he pulled out of his bum
    and covered him in his hot sauce...
     
  19. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Toejam and Fran have stepped it up a gear!
     
  20. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Richard has.

    Francest is still an illiterate Miner.