the celebrity death list...

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  1. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    List all those who you beleive to be of 'celebrity' status, who you would quite frankly like to see all the horrors of the world happen to.. and why.

    Chris Moyles - Fat, arrogant, unfunny waste of life.

    Katie Price - Trout like features.

    Kanye West - Seems to think he is the real life jesus

    Ewan Mcgregor - some people will argue with this one.. just genuinly fucks me off.

    Simon Cowell - Closet gay - Painfully rich!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    every so called celebrity that has taken part in programmes such as im a towlie superslut made in birmingham got the big x factor brother on ice style programmes
    or those that frequent in glossy magazines that target women with low intelligence. they are no OK!
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you want ewan mcgregor dead??!?!?!? how dare you! he is one of the most beautiful men on the planet you philistine. ok here is my death list:

    all women cept my mother
    sammy hagar for not being david lee roth
    john travolta to some extent but not really. i quite like him as it turns out.
     
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    This was the worst of the x factor fuckers. Isnt that a face ou just want to rearrange!? Greasy fuck!!
     
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    Can´t do this, would take me hours, days, months..probably years and then I still forgot one.
     
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    mcgregor was 'bareable' until he did all those travelling programmes on his motorbike. he then made it quite rapidly on my death list. it was confirmation so to speak
     
  7. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    yeah whats with the hate tony. always with the hate, cant you say something positive for once? i mean really
     
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    no.
     
  9. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    its because he's Scottish
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    you can say something nice, come on just try it, say something nice to weevil there for example. hes scottish so itll be a good exercise for you. tell him he is very strong and manly and you want to bury your face in his chest and you feel so safe there you never want to leave. tell him that tony. tell it to him.
     
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    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    the kardashians - because they are famous for not having any talent at all.
    every person that casts on those reality soap operas like made in Chelsea and those American shows.
    that go compare cunt.
    the guys that done the admiral car insurance advert dressed up like an admiral.
    paris hilton another celeb that got famous for having no talent.
    justin bieber. its not really justin bieber i want to die but his fan base who are actually called the beliebers. a fucking spade to the cranium for each and every one of them would do the population just fine
     
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    Nice selection there weevil...












    HAPPY KARL?
     
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    it was curiously unsatisfying. i thought it wouldve made my day kind of thing, instead was a bit bland tbh.
     
  16. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    Bono from U2. something about him. very up himself.

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    those presenters from channel 4 that you see on the telly in the morning till late afternoon on a saturday and sunday.
     
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    usher- because his music sucks and he introduced justin bieber

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    Madonna - because she's to old to be dressing the way she does.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    see this is what tv does to you. it makes haters out of its viewers. there is but one feeling tv inspires in men. hate.