List all those who you beleive to be of 'celebrity' status, who you would quite frankly like to see all the horrors of the world happen to.. and why. Chris Moyles - Fat, arrogant, unfunny waste of life. Katie Price - Trout like features. Kanye West - Seems to think he is the real life jesus Ewan Mcgregor - some people will argue with this one.. just genuinly fucks me off. Simon Cowell - Closet gay - Painfully rich!