The Boz Eye Corrector

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  1. Toejam

    Toejam OOOBEY DOOBEY

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    I though of an invention today, i know someone who has a lazy eye (boz eye), really badly to the point i dunno wether he's looking at me when we chat, its very off putting to me and to him also as he's probably wondering why everyone he speaks to is looking around him or looking over their shoulder to some imaginary person.

    So i conjoured this amazing design that looks like a normal pair of glasses but had 'adjustable' dials on the lenses to correct the angle of the eyeball disfunction to make the eyeballs look normal, thus creating a happy medium

    here is the early drawings..

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    This is patended, so hands off

    What you think?
     
  2. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    u can get it done haha, it involes needles in eyes, whilst awake. if i was boss eyed, i think id choose to remain that way
     
  3. Dj Dirty Pimp

    Dj Dirty Pimp Active Member

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    but your glasses, well thats an amazin idea, really is.... erm.... unique?
     
  4. Fes Rock

    Fes Rock Nothing..........

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  5. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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  6. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Or... just look in the one eye thats not layzy, simples. But nice glasses
     
  7. snatch

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    i like that.
     
  8. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    never heard of 'boz' eye before. 'bung eye', 'keg eye' but never boz eye.
     
  9. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Bog eye round 'ere.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I thought it was Boss-Eyed.

    Boz must be the "street" version the cool kids are rockin'

    I like your design Toejam, can I order a pair for my Nan?
     
  11. rob_del_terror

    rob_del_terror - ̿ ̿'̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε

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    yeh forgot that. the original. where the fuck does boss eye come from. not heard that either.
     
  12. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    bog eye, pop eye, pie eyes we have so many names for it
     
  13. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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  14. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Take it to Dragon's Den.

    They'll snap them up!

    Don't use the pitch on how they annoy you though....
     
  15. jmzmaloney

    jmzmaloney ENTHUSED WITH ETHNOGRAPHIC PLUNDERPHONICS Staff Member

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    You look at children this is the way God deals with it. Dont fuck with the intentions of the otherworld. Lucky they still get to keep the eye.

    On a side not if I had the choice I'd always go for the outwardly looking option it must be a bugger staring at your nose all your life.
     
  16. herojuana

    herojuana hairy kuala

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    apparently i am in need of these when drinking (heavily) and shit music playing
     
  17. Thin and crispy

    Thin and crispy Active Member

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  18. Mr G

    Mr G Old Cunt From 19 Longtime

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    Just about to post that one, we call my mate Cod Eye, the cod eyed cunt :rinsed:
     
  19. duffer

    duffer Under Mi SensI...........

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    boz eye i have never heard of but,

    bog eye and manky fish eye are 2 i have heard of.
     
  20. Thin and crispy

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    i go cod eyed when i read books, i used to have a lazy eye then they cut open my cheek and tightened my muscles to make it normal, lol