The best job in the world?

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  1. Jakue08

    Jakue08 Active Member

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    i dun know if this thread has been done before but i havnt seen it in time if it has so ill make a fresh one!

    so dnnforum, whats the best job in the world?

    being a top gear fan i think being either clarkson, hammond or may must be so fucking sweet! they must have so much fun and get paid a high salary, that for me has gotta be the best job in the world driing all dem flash cars!
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    gynecologist for the womens brazillian volleyball team! a boy can dream!!
     
  3. junglist#1

    junglist#1 I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    realisticly, being in the riot squad would be sick. never get bored of that
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    DeeGun Church of Krust

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    The brazilian team? You may find dick there:D
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Pablo Escobar.

    Not much in career prospects but the money is damn good.
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    whoa whoa!!! dont spoil it! however i could be tempted to move to the swedish team if the money was good! im not a fussy man!
     
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    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Best job in the world?

    Andy C
     
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    safety double safety

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  10. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    This
     
  11. EWOKS

    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    my cousin Tom is a computer geek , thru and thru, he worked for microsoft trying hack thier security, so they know what to introduce to make it more fail safe, he also did lots of other stuff with windows programs but not sure what, and he also worked for banks trying to hack awell. hes litrally a computer genious, travelled the world learning with the best of the best in America ect. going to special universties to talk computer science ect..

    anyway to cut a long story short.he started a business with this American bloke who amazing with computers aswell, doing internet security progrms for celebrities. he now basically lives in Hollywood sorting famous people computers and internet out with security,his own anti virus/firewall programs ect at a guess... he gets paid $4 or 5000 dollars just for the first meeting with the celeb, to talk about what he does and if they are interested,thats just for a little chat,before they even know if they want it or not.. hes not allowd to talk much about who hes delaing with as its part of the security thing.., but its people in films ect. he says hes met some people he thought he would never see, let alone sit and have a drink with them in their home. Hes a very very rich man, hes got a huge mansion type house in Oxoford, hes bought his mum and dad , (my aunty and uncle) a house, and he basically lives in Hollywood, but gets flown all over the US, probably in private jets the lucky fucker. his missus is mint, after his cash no doubt.. this didnt cut the story short at all i suppose..

    so if you want a carreer change, study computing at college, then uni, thats all he did.. but hes a maths genious anyway.. im the runt of the litter
     
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    yeah that does sound mint as fuck,
    however you have to be a genius and i cant remember anyone who posts on the waffle department being remotely clever! including myself.
     
  13. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    the cunt of the litter i'd say
     
  14. Dan M

    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    best job in the world is without a doubt professionall golfer or tennis player. NOT FOOTBALL. reason for this is in golf n tennis you are week in week out flown to exotic locations whereas premiership footballer is stuck in manchester. overall probably golfer as the money is better and you do less work.
     
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    EWOKS POTATOES GONNA POTATE

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    yea their is that, altho hes in an amazing area, with loads of cash, living the high life..hes also a comlete and utter geek, with no personality at all.he sits and reads newspapers all day and never goes out. hes probably fairly happy but going out on the weekend gettting fucked up having a laugh and being sick on yourself, hes missed out on that life.:rinsed:
     
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    Dan M hard gay northern bear

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    post some pics of his bird so i can decide whether to be jealous or not
     
  17. Moskit

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    That one that was advertised for Riochard Branson, 3 days a year caretaker for his private tropical island, £100,000 a year & access for you & 12 people to the island when he/guests are not there.

    Failing that, personally I would love to be a top chef, tough hours/work, but the money/achievement would me immense, I imagine.
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Still I think I'd choose football
     
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    £100,000 a year to look after Necker Island! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU!

    That would be nice.
     
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    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    The only problem with that is even mediocre football players earn £1,000,000 plus a year. You need to be extremely good at golf to be earning that kind of money.