THE ASK LOGIKZ ANYTHING THREAD

Discussion in 'Waffle' started by IV4, Jun 20, 2013.

  1. IV4

    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    I leave for six months and everything turned grey. Akmed moved to a muslim country and is probably now a terrorist. Moskit seems nicer than ever, and gumby posting pictures of dudes who have split their penis in half. Also, I just learn people have a fear of ducks watching them. This forum is like sitting next to an autistic lady in a waiting room.

     
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  2. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    This is exactly what we need! More threads like this
    Cheers
     
  3. Teddy

    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    bob dylan once wrote... the forum, she's a changing.
    IV4 had never heard that song.
    so when he fell, he fell hard.
    shouting "hey alright" to ladies in red hats and drinking milk straight from the carton on a hot summers day.
    it was not a good choice.
     
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  4. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i swear, next one to post split penis picture will get bans. do not test me on this, im serious like one of them lecturers in dead poets society that says that. at the beginning of the semester he says to the class he says if you dont hand in an assignment i will dock 0.1 from your final score and do not test me on this. i am so allergic today my brain is fuzzy, my eyes are barely open and i want to do is slump over and die. other than that its business as usual here on the waffles. with the possible exception of all the things everyones said to me
     
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  5. Shatner's Bosom

    Shatner's Bosom murder TANMUSHIMUSHI

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    Basically has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
     
  6. D-Jhepz

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    ok now listen...

    food in the mouth, comes out the butt

    food in the butt, comes out the mouth
     
  7. Sammy_Dodger

    Sammy_Dodger Mr Ed

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    I once and then became
     
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    Teddy 60% Staff Member

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    chickens evolved from reptiles so the egg def came before the chicken
     
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  9. danwell

    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    The clue is in the legs
     
  10. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Everybody is climbing the tree behind the old mill
    [​IMG]
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    What happens if you freeze blancmange? I DEMAND ANSWERS
     
  12. $marty

    $marty Dexcell Staff Member

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    You can put the mixture with some flavouring and put it in lolly moulds. My mate's mum used to do that. Until I called her up and we went for a nice steak dinner......
     
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    IV4 Currently a newt.

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    I love this place.
     
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    danwell BAAAAAAAAAAAAABE WAIT

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    So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    Did you know you can't freeze marshmallows?
     
  15. Teddy

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    but why? dont make me go to the shops, im already in my jammies
     
  16. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    density fool, marangue is the same. ill be here for nother 50 minutes answering tech questions, should you need anything. pentagram.
     
  17. Teddy

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    ok then tech support. while i have your undivided attention

    why do satanists draw a goat inside a pentagram?
    whats so special about the goat? and yes i know... rule 1 of goat club
     
  18. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    many reasons - the crux tridentis being a very good indicator.
    the goat leads, the lamb follows. christianity demonized the old gods and for some reason pans likeness was used for the demon king in christian mythology.
    pan had rams features. look up baphomet for one of the dumbest figures they pulled out their ass. the two horns, with the black flame of azaroth burning in the middle. the three tempus, past, present, future. it is the seal of black magic in latin america. it is also related to the trident the king god of the sea weilds as his main weapon in green and roman mythology. there is so much to say about the goat but i have to run, booze down stairs
     
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  19. $marty

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    Re: So whats up with these 50 shades of grey.

    Why didn't they name the horse?
     
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  20. D-Jhepz

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    so i am curious as to how much wood a woodchuck chucks if a woodchuck could chuck wood, considering it was chucked when betty bought a bit of butter but that bit of butter was bitter, so then betty bought a bit of better butter to make the bit of bitter butter better?