The Ashes

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    OMG have The Ashes started yet? When's the first game on? I want to watch it. Is it on today?
     
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    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    hows ur new pakistani bowler.

    aussies are so shit at sport :teeth:
     
  3. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    cricket is shite.
     
  4. Gumby

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    im supposed to be meeting a friend now for dinner... need to change plans so we have dinner in a pub with a big screen. fucking love this sport.
     
  5. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    make sure your friend has a steak so the knife will be sharper to end their life with
     
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    Started about 20 minutes ago Gumby...

    You're going down!

    England 16/0 after 5 overs
     
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  7. Gumby

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    thats the plan, i dont like him so im hoping he hates cricket and never calls me again.
     
  8. Kenneth4Eva

    Kenneth4Eva Let's Breed

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    so you are going on a date with a guy you dont like to go and watch cricket? why dont you just tell him to fuck off and go with people you like and who like cricket to
     
  9. Catsel

    Catsel Well-Known Dismember

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    yea, back to what i said..

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/cricket/23091900
     
  10. Gumby

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    damn straight. i just cancelled our plans and ordered pizza. got the heater on and the cricket going (y)

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    is it compulsory for men in the crowd to wear pale blue collared shirts?
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Short answer: yes.
     
  12. Gumby

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    gotta ge me one and go to lords...

    also... is anyone else watching??!!!

    6/180! yew!
     
  13. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    the whatnow? hell no, this thread is now oleg thread
     
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  14. Gumby

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    get out of my thread karl! you're ruining christmas!
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    I'm watching in the background as I'm rutting a badger. My mate is there and is going to Lord's, the bastard.
     
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    the bastard.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    fucking bastard.
     
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    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    i think youll find i do this every year, still half expecting to see something about embers. see, ashes, embers.
     
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    Hombre-J Currently Ballsacked

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    Fingers crossed for Ashes Breaks, a new genre in which a cricketer, naked except for helmet and pads, whacks two of the stumps together like a Morris dancer at a rate of 300bpm, whilst rattling both bails around in his 'box', and bouncing the ball repeatedly into his jugular and yowling to create some dulcet overtones.
     
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    :rofl: :applause: (y) :lol: :not_worth

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    BLOODY STARCYS ON A HAT TRICK!!

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    and in the words of the english commentator "a very tame innings by england"