The Ashes 2010

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  1. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    Ready to get hurt England?
     
  2. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    They should rename them the gashes, and just have naked women firing cricket balls from their vajays, if you hit someone in the face its a 6 pointer and everyone downs a drink.
     
  3. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I think Matthew could be on to something here...

    If not as an international sport, then maybe as a Stag Weekend Activity?
     
  4. Harry3

    Harry3 Chuki

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    On a more serious note, your team is nuthin compared to what it was a few years ago. Youz gon get beat
     
  5. bn14

    bn14 Well-Known Member

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    England cant lose this yr the crims from down under all over the show pointing granddad age time to give up . . .
     
  6. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    yeah i know. we had the bloody dream team for about 10 years there, then everyone got old and had babies and their hair fell out and now we have no one.
    and the worst part is, theres a whole bunch of new guys on the team and i dont know their names so i cant harass them from the fence when im at the cricket.

    im really not expecting much from this tour tbh. just nice to watch and drink cold beers.
     
  7. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Hang on, people actually like cricket???
     
  8. hazdaman100

    hazdaman100 Bum 'n Face

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    Get ready to get your socks bored off! I do not have the time for this long winded game!
     
  9. Borf™

    Borf™ Borf

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    Innit.

    It's like a dull version of baseball.

    Baseball is dull enough as it is.
     
  10. Gloxxy

    Gloxxy I SNORT COAL

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    Its going to be good. If Swann gets some decent pitches to spin on he will decimate the Aussie batting order.

    Its exciting because the 2 teams are a lot more evenly matched than 10 years ago.
     
  11. dnbkingz

    dnbkingz bollocks

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    You 'gon get fucked up brah
     
  12. Yorkshire Tony

    Yorkshire Tony Active Member

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    This is going to be the best Ashes in ages, England are well on form, can bat right down the order and seem to play well as a team atm......
     
  13. dnb in ya face

    dnb in ya face Loud and Dirrrty

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    Confidence is really high in our side at the moment. Swann is going to rip your batsmen to shreds.

    Looking forward to it, just wish I was there with a cold beer as well ! :(
     
  14. logikz

    logikz I Am Not The King Staff Member

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    7th or 8th post in and someone finally says what the shit this thread is about. its about some fking srilankan sport noone cares about? this and russian folk dance karen...
     
  15. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    cricket is my favourite sport for the simple fact that i am free to get all ADD "ooh look some thing blue!" ..."what should i have for dinner tonight?" "... "i can hear a helicopter" ... and not miss anything important in the game.

    I LOVE IT. summer isnt summer without cricket.
     
  16. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    karen.....care to make it interesting...
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Its full of asians Kyle, you wouldn't get it...
     
  18. Gumby

    Gumby New Member

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    can we redo our last bet? i didnt like the outcome of that one.

    ---------- Post added at 19:27 ---------- Previous post was at 19:26 ----------

    Our bloody vice captain has gone and injured himself. brilliant.
     
  19. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    nah, the last bet still stands....you lost.....we have to think of a new challenge and keep in mind that england are better than you this time.....
     
  20. Gumby

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    i know, if you lose, you post me some lollies... and if i win, you deliver the lollies.