Was wondering if any of you had ever seen these? I heard about them a year or so ago, then totally forgot until the other day when my mate reminded me about it when we were gettin steamin. I think they're fuckin hilarious, unfortunately the link to the whole catalogue of originals doesn't seem to be up any more, but there are a few here: http://www.est1892.co.uk/forums/archive/index.php/t-13383.html , and the rest can be found round and about. Here's one of my favourites: Akabusi didn't like going to the dental hygienist as much as the next man but his smile was his bread and butters. So he lay back on the patent leather chair and felt his anus tighten like a pupil in flashlight. The nurse came into the room and immediately Akabusi could smell pussy and it was strong. Within the confines of his dungarees he could feel the old chap twitch like a Michael J Fox without the pills. The nurse bent over Akabusi to check his molars and he caught a glimpse of her huge bristols. He said "Ahhh". As the nurse left the room to get a lollipop and a sticker Akabusi wasted no time. He leapt up and slipped out of the dungarees, letting the air con in the room tingle his black and curlys. He thought briefly about having a w*nk before so he could last longer but it was too late. The nurse walked into the room and spying the naked ebony Adonis before her became wetter than a paper towel in a Koh Sumai hotel on Boxing Day 2004. She let the white tunic slip to the ground and unleash an epic pair of tits and a pussy with less hair than Lex Luthor. Akabusi mounted her like Dettori and rode her in the dentists chair until he came all over her like an airport fire hose. Because his mouth was so numb from the anesthetic he went down on her soaky wet clunge piece for about an hour before he came. And her as well. Obviously. As he pulled on his dungerees he wiped his now fallen hero on the lollipop the nurse had given him, bent down over her spattered porcelain body and whispered "Awooga" in her ear before patting her on the fanny.