texting stupid things when smashed

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  1. Jack131

    Jack131 Set Pest

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    Anyone else read through there sent txts to a girl they like, the morning after a night out and cringe at what theyve said.

    it starts off well, but as you get more boozy, you just say stupid embarresin things (that at the time sound gd because of the alcahol). You :mrpanic:

    you know its not gd wen you realise shes decided not to txt back after the last 2.

    Please tell me you lot do this
     
  2. Riisu

    Riisu Not the Preacher Man

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    i used to.
    but then as you said, i woke up one morning and looked at what i've sent and promised to myself not to do it anymore....

    i just ended up txting random shit about hat sizes and asking why foxes are looking at me funny.

    it's all a bit, no. just no rhys. don't do it to yourself.
     
  3. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    It's worse when you have a girlfriend, we just argue and argue.. and argue and argue.. and so on.
     
  4. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    im quite good at not doing it, i love it when girls do it to me tho, the amount ov times ive had ex's come back to stop over after they have been out
     
  5. Nutek

    Nutek movement junglist

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    Ooooh, hu da ladies man!
     
  6. spiderfran286

    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    thanks brav, but it makes me feel weird, im not gunna turn down sex tho!
     
  7. mISHKA

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    Dont you feel like your taking advantage if your not drunk though and they are.... and it ends up being what I call a 'sack of spuds fuck' as they're too pissed to do anything except lay there??
     
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    spiderfran286 "Yes, squid pro roe..."

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    nah man, i doubt id do it it they wer too drunk, wud feel wrong, like rape or summat

    it usually starts with a txt saying "i need a hug"
     
  9. mansell

    mansell husk basically*

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    I have a tendancy of doing stupid things when drunk... I try and avoid using my phone!!!
     
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    Nutek movement junglist

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    :orly:
     
  11. Dustek

    Dustek Finished the PhD

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    Texting crap is still much better than drunken calls to your ex.
     
  12. Jack131

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    yeah but at least if your allready goin out with the girl your textin stupid things to, you both know each other really well, and youve allready got her in the bag.

    I'm on about when your tryin to get her, so everything has to be perfect, because your tryin to hide the fact that your a prick from them and trying to make out that your really cool (untill its too late and they allready go out with you).

    Think I might have ruined it, after some of last nights cringworthy texts :(
     
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    BeyondTherapy Well-Known Member

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    been there done that , have you done the got drunk paid £210 return journey for a taxi so you can knock on her door , tell her u miss her so much ...., get there and shes not there anyway hence why she didnt answer the phone .... :lol_board:lol_board:lol_board

    gosh did i fall bad for her :lol_board things you do aye ....

    wimen i will never understand them , they all seem to end up with bastards that treat them wrong then complain to what i like to think is im an all right guy like myself what a cunt etc they he whatever he name is ,.... shows me the light that wimen only like cunts ... so dont be nice to them as they dont see that as attractiveness... the only time attractness appeals any other way is a , your a buff looking hottie , [im not] or if your so a rich guy ... other than that gentleman , if your nice your beknown as a "friend" :lol_board ....

    just the way it is and always has been ....... :evil:
     
  14. tomhirst111

    tomhirst111 New Member

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    haha i sent a fair few drunken txts this weekend and gave a girl a call n discused how much we both enjoy bread and butter. i hate the morning after u know uve been a dick but theirs nothing you can do lol.
     
  15. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    i end up doing this every weekend i spend all my cred during the week so i cant do it then end up getting pissed and waking up the next day with like 50 texts chatting bollox :lol:
    Then you feel like a right idiot the next morning and you bump in2 1 girl u were chatting up everythinks ok then the otha1 u were texting comes along 2 NOOOOOOOOO haha
    Gettin fucked and phones :nono:
     
  16. basketballjones

    basketballjones aka Zap Brannigan

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    that right there (just laying there) is what we call the starfish
     
  17. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.
    I've never actually done this. I take this piss outta people when I'm pissed through text but never say all this "you're quality" etc etc etc. I'm pretty lucky!!!! :lol:
     
  18. Jwa

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    Most of the time when I'm smashed enough to send texts i'd regret sending they turn out complete gibberish anyway!

    except Thursday I tried to do the whole 'open a bottle with a lighter' trick but with my phone.. completely ruined it. :(
     
  19. shadowdemon1990

    shadowdemon1990 Original Nuttah

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    Thats what i mean i just go through my fone book see who it stops on and just abuse them lool
    like alrite mate whats it like bein jewish there like what u on about !!
    shhhh bruv no trouble :lol:
    and thgen girls end up with about 20 texts in the morning likee u were ment 2 meet me and blahblah oooooops haha
     
  20. BoudiCat

    BoudiCat SERIAY.

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    your face.
    getting on the bully's great when you're drunk.
    I shout errrrrrr at people loads. Text my mate who's getting with a hoe saying tut tut. He weren't pleased :lol: