Terminal Manflu

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've got it real bad.

    The women say its in remission.

    But I can feel it spreading through my rapidly weakening frame.

    I fear I could succumb to the devastating symptoms at anytime.

    Apart from the obvious...

    Please post up your manflu cures & sympathise with this horrendous & debilitating condition.

    My time is running out.

    :(
     
  2. chanty

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  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    FENNEC FOX IS NOT AMUSED!

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  5. JamesZero

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  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah man, dosed up on that, Propolis, Vitamin C, Ginger Tea, Sudafed, Ibruprofen, Paracetomol, Covonia...

    Need more though.
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    hot toddy mate... in all seriousness... whiskey, hot water honey and lemon.. sepearates the men from the boys mate!
     
  9. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Lemsip. Cures anything.
     
  10. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    This is usually my very 1st port of call mate, but the amount of abuse I gave my body at the weekend...

    I truly believe this would do more harm than good.
     
  11. $pyto

    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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    No cure mate.....just grab those Beechams & Lemsip pouches and drink away.......

    Do you smoke de 'erb? That always helps.....in any situation!!
     
  12. Moskit

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    Weed makes me worse to be honest mate...

    Slightly allergic to it, which makes the tap like stream of liquid from my nose double worse.

    :(
     
  13. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I think you need to just man up and ride it out mate!

    Why don't you attach your balls to a car battery... should take your mind off your cold!
     
  14. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i have this at the moment too

    i like the delirious dreams it brings but the snot and cold sweats can do one
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Not that its that freaky, but I made the mistake of watching The Amytiville Horror last night, I usually enjoy dreams abour dead kids, but this really wasn't what I needed.
     
  16. djhektikz

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    dont talk bout man flu! i think iv got sum fucked up virus!! was sick 4 times at work 2day!! feel completly cunted out my face!
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Do you know Steven Gately?
     
  18. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    "Stephen Gately died as a result of a conversation between God and Michael Jackson in Heaven.
    When asked if there was anything he'd like in his new pad, Jacko replied "A little boy zone please"
     
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    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Best of luck! I just over mine thank a duck
     
  20. DJ NUERA

    DJ NUERA 5HEAD

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    Have a good one :cake: