Terminal Manflu

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  1. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    I've got it real bad.

    The women say its in remission.

    But I can feel it spreading through my rapidly weakening frame.

    I fear I could succumb to the devastating symptoms at anytime.

    Apart from the obvious...

    Please post up your manflu cures & sympathise with this horrendous & debilitating condition.

    My time is running out.

    :(
     
  2. chanty

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  3. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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  4. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    FENNEC FOX IS NOT AMUSED!

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  5. JamesZero

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  6. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Yeah man, dosed up on that, Propolis, Vitamin C, Ginger Tea, Sudafed, Ibruprofen, Paracetomol, Covonia...

    Need more though.
     
  7. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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  8. hyperd4eva

    hyperd4eva H&M SCARVES

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    hot toddy mate... in all seriousness... whiskey, hot water honey and lemon.. sepearates the men from the boys mate!
     
  9. Saint

    Saint Buried Audio

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    Lemsip. Cures anything.
     
  10. Moskit

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    This is usually my very 1st port of call mate, but the amount of abuse I gave my body at the weekend...

    I truly believe this would do more harm than good.
     
  11. $pyto

    $pyto NEW DAWN

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    No cure mate.....just grab those Beechams & Lemsip pouches and drink away.......

    Do you smoke de 'erb? That always helps.....in any situation!!
     
  12. Moskit

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    Weed makes me worse to be honest mate...

    Slightly allergic to it, which makes the tap like stream of liquid from my nose double worse.

    :(
     
  13. JamesZero

    JamesZero aka Zero Beats

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    I think you need to just man up and ride it out mate!

    Why don't you attach your balls to a car battery... should take your mind off your cold!
     
  14. SIRUS

    SIRUS 変なひと

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    i have this at the moment too

    i like the delirious dreams it brings but the snot and cold sweats can do one
     
  15. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Not that its that freaky, but I made the mistake of watching The Amytiville Horror last night, I usually enjoy dreams abour dead kids, but this really wasn't what I needed.
     
  16. djhektikz

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    dont talk bout man flu! i think iv got sum fucked up virus!! was sick 4 times at work 2day!! feel completly cunted out my face!
     
  17. Moskit

    Moskit :rodigan: Staff Member

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    Do you know Steven Gately?
     
  18. Joey AdhD

    Joey AdhD sweaty scouser

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    "Stephen Gately died as a result of a conversation between God and Michael Jackson in Heaven.
    When asked if there was anything he'd like in his new pad, Jacko replied "A little boy zone please"
     
  19. dose.bs1

    dose.bs1 THE DADDY

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    Best of luck! I just over mine thank a duck
     
  20. DJ NUERA

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    Have a good one :cake: