Tell us your most embarrassing childhood memory

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Man I cringe everytime I think of when I was about 3 years old, and my godfathers daughter was showing us her room. She had a pen caddy and for some reason I can't quiet remeber , I got my cock out and pissed all over it filling up full of hot piss, problem was I also pissed all over her bedside table and her pillow and carpet. good work.
Anyway make me feel less of an asshole by recounting some of your own "Why teh fuck did I do that " childhood memories
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I dont quite remember this but apparently when I was younger I used to sleep walk abit, an my mum an dad were in the living room one night with their friends an I walked into the middle of the room, dropped my pants an just started pissing on the floor
 

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I dont quite remember this but apparently when I was younger I used to sleep walk abit, an my mum an dad were in the living room one night with their friends an I walked into the middle of the room, dropped my pants an just started pissing on the floor
I did a similar thing to this. Sleep walked into my parents room and pissed in the washing basket when they were awake.
 

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I did a similar thing to this. Sleep walked into my parents room and pissed in the washing basket when they were awake.
Yh now that you mention it my mum also told me she woke one night to see me about to piss on her head, I cant beleive I forgot that one, but fortunatly I cant remember either incident
 

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not too sure on this, just keep remembering when a classmate shat his pants and started dripping off the bottom of his trousers in year 3. lololololol
 

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my mum told me that when i was a baby one morning she woke up and went over to my crib and and i was already awake and had managed to take my own nappy off n eat some of my own shit, she sed i was all round my mouth haha

glad noone i no uses this forum
 

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When I was 8 I had a babysitter, I was infatuated with her skin.

Especially those flaps of skin, that I had no idea what they were for, but I knew I wouldn't be allowed to touch, or look at.

I let myself into her mums house one morning.

I went to her room, hoping to view or touch some naughty skin.

While she was sleeping, I lifted up her Nightie & lay with my head on her thigh, stroking her naughty hairy skin patch.

I got caught by her mum, that in turn woke her up, who in turn told my mum.

I had a new babysitter after this.

He was a man.

But thats a whole different embarrassing childhood story...
 

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Someone else has had to of had this happen to them,

I got in serious trouble at primary school for showing my tackle to the girls under the table lol the only way i was cought is one of the girls had to tell her mum ay dohhh up the school she came cursing.
 

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in year 6 at my primary school this dirty ugly fat girl that smelt fingered herself in a lesson and wasnt being sly about it at all, got caught by the teacher n got in rite shit. Sex crazed 10/11 yr olds eh

tinking bout it i bet shes a rite spunk bucket now
 

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I got taken to the headmasters at 7 years old for explaining teh facts of life to another girl ( not demonstrating, just telling her what her folks get up to when she's in bed)

ha ha ha ha ha
 

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No, I don't even joke about the gayness of my middle name. It's like a complex. A bIg gay name related complex. Not even my brother knows.
 
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