Tell us your most embarrassing childhood memory

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  1. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    Man I cringe everytime I think of when I was about 3 years old, and my godfathers daughter was showing us her room. She had a pen caddy and for some reason I can't quiet remeber , I got my cock out and pissed all over it filling up full of hot piss, problem was I also pissed all over her bedside table and her pillow and carpet. good work.
    Anyway make me feel less of an asshole by recounting some of your own "Why teh fuck did I do that " childhood memories
    thanks
     
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    seeing how much dropping a bowling ball on my bare feet would hurt, however this was only 2 weeks ago.
     
  3. ScottyEightSix

    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    I dont quite remember this but apparently when I was younger I used to sleep walk abit, an my mum an dad were in the living room one night with their friends an I walked into the middle of the room, dropped my pants an just started pissing on the floor
     
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    Original Nuttah They Call My Dad Machete

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    I did a similar thing to this. Sleep walked into my parents room and pissed in the washing basket when they were awake.
     
  6. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I just realised Moskitts memories of childhood may be disturbing as fuck ...ah well too late now
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Yh now that you mention it my mum also told me she woke one night to see me about to piss on her head, I cant beleive I forgot that one, but fortunatly I cant remember either incident
     
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    ScottyEightSix HUGE EARS > COMEDY CHIN

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    Where is Moskit? I've not seen him about for a few days
     
  9. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    shaggin something he ought not too no doubt like well dan M
     
  10. muzzadj

    muzzadj POW!

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    not too sure on this, just keep remembering when a classmate shat his pants and started dripping off the bottom of his trousers in year 3. lololololol
     
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    my mum told me that when i was a baby one morning she woke up and went over to my crib and and i was already awake and had managed to take my own nappy off n eat some of my own shit, she sed i was all round my mouth haha

    glad noone i no uses this forum
     
  12. Moskit

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    When I was 8 I had a babysitter, I was infatuated with her skin.

    Especially those flaps of skin, that I had no idea what they were for, but I knew I wouldn't be allowed to touch, or look at.

    I let myself into her mums house one morning.

    I went to her room, hoping to view or touch some naughty skin.

    While she was sleeping, I lifted up her Nightie & lay with my head on her thigh, stroking her naughty hairy skin patch.

    I got caught by her mum, that in turn woke her up, who in turn told my mum.

    I had a new babysitter after this.

    He was a man.

    But thats a whole different embarrassing childhood story...
     
  13. Merh-Key

    Merh-Key I've been naughty, I'm banned

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    Someone else has had to of had this happen to them,

    I got in serious trouble at primary school for showing my tackle to the girls under the table lol the only way i was cought is one of the girls had to tell her mum ay dohhh up the school she came cursing.
     
  14. pitts

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    in year 6 at my primary school this dirty ugly fat girl that smelt fingered herself in a lesson and wasnt being sly about it at all, got caught by the teacher n got in rite shit. Sex crazed 10/11 yr olds eh

    tinking bout it i bet shes a rite spunk bucket now
     
  15. Radius

    Radius Give me back my passport u slags

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    I got taken to the headmasters at 7 years old for explaining teh facts of life to another girl ( not demonstrating, just telling her what her folks get up to when she's in bed)

    ha ha ha ha ha
     
  16. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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  17. DJ NUERA

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    Continue.............
     
  18. ArguS

    ArguS Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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    No, I don't even joke about the gayness of my middle name. It's like a complex. A bIg gay name related complex. Not even my brother knows.
     
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    Ok, unless you tell me otherwise im telling everyone your middle name is Florence.
     
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    $pyto Soundcloud changed everything

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